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The Phoebe Marlow Academy of Trumpery Novel Writing at the University of Milton Northern

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LadyDamerel · 28/07/2011 01:08

Welcome to the new faculty.

Selected classes available in:

Running Away
Setting of broken bones
Seafaring lore
Care of Small Boys
Humouring of Dangerous Lunatics

Our patroness is considered rather taking when she is animated

and the Vice Chancellor would like to remind you all of the importance of the wearing of a correctly tied cravat.

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/08/2011 18:39

Ah well, LadyDamerel, all's fair in love and war.

SupermassiveLBD · 02/08/2011 19:16

Yes, I found the mute okay thanks LadyD!

another one with a slightly quirky nose

I can' t think who the original one might be, Spiro Confused

Goes off to google EJ

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/08/2011 19:18

::prepares smelling salts and defibrillator for Massive, to help her overcome the shock and disappointment::

SupermassiveLBD · 02/08/2011 19:19

Hmm, can see what you mean, he has a certain je ne sais quoi

maybe as well je does not sais quoi

I went off GC after the coffee thing.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/08/2011 19:24

'Tis true that the Nespresso ad was not his finest moment, although the presence of John Malkovich is some compensation.

TheSmallPrint · 02/08/2011 20:23

Evening all, how are we all?

SupermassiveLBD · 02/08/2011 20:28

Knackered Very well, thanks, Smallio. And you?

TheSmallPrint · 02/08/2011 20:37

Annoyed with a moron person I am having to deal with. They have wound me up like a coiled spring. Can you help me relax?

TheSmallPrint · 02/08/2011 20:50

No?

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LadyDamerel · 02/08/2011 20:56
, Small. . ,

nice and calm

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SupermassiveLBD · 02/08/2011 20:58

Poor you, do you feel like this?

Relaaax, maybe looking at this will he.lp

SupermassiveLBD · 02/08/2011 21:00

Lady D's is a lot better, sorry I had to be quick and dirty as I am doing this sub rosa.

TheSmallPrint · 02/08/2011 21:11

Well they're not calming me but they are most welcome and distRActing. Thank you.

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LadyDamerel · 02/08/2011 21:19

::sends over IF::

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LadyDamerel · 02/08/2011 21:21

::note to self. ALWAYS check vids before linking::

There are some seriously crazy bits in that one.

::backs away in terror::

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LadyDamerel · 02/08/2011 21:23

This ought to raise a smile though.

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DumSpiroSpero · 02/08/2011 21:27

Mind if I share Small? I've had a pants evening too.

TheSmallPrint · 02/08/2011 21:27

OMG that freaked me out!!

TheSmallPrint · 02/08/2011 21:28

share away Spiro, just avoid the blondie one

DumSpiroSpero · 02/08/2011 21:28

Raise a smile???!!! Shock

Raise one's dinner more like!

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LadyDamerel · 02/08/2011 21:30

Awwww, look at this one I think it's my new favourite.

::melts::

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TheSmallPrint · 02/08/2011 21:32

that is lovely Lady D. I must watch VoD again.

I love Sexy Back 3, it's really, really well made.

TheSmallPrint · 02/08/2011 21:33

Spiro that's the top I'm wearing this week.

TheSmallPrint · 02/08/2011 21:33

I told you to not wear pink, we don't want to clash.

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LadyDamerel · 02/08/2011 21:33

I only linked the Blondie one 'cos I love that song but failed to check the level of lunacy therein content.

::begs forgiveness::

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