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Margaret Hale Academy of Tea-Pouring & Wallpaper Selection at the University of Milton Northern

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 18/06/2011 21:11

Welcome to our new common room which, as you would expect, is decorated in impeccable taste (despite the limited choice of wallpapers available in Milton Northern). Above the marble mantelpiece hangs a portrait of the Vice-Chancellor of the University. As we recline elegantly on the chaise longue, we partake of tea and ratafia biscuits and discuss the works of Plato, although in the evening the finest wines and Polish cordials may be served.

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SupermassiveLBD · 23/06/2011 22:36

Re Thorin, am I seeing clearly? Lots of long, long hair, and black leather gloves?????

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/06/2011 22:38

Evening, ladies.

::wibble::

Massive ::shameful admission alert:: I didn't watch Guy and his Ooh la la to the end. Did I miss the saucy shocking and unsuitable for a sensitive type like me bits?

Twigoletto - I don't know about the telly version of Persuasion and dear old Rupey's part therein, but the book is good, I think. La Austen has a lot to say about money, class and sex (in her own restrained way).

Spiro - If it really is junk, then why not just dispose of it instead of stashing it in the loft?

::Needs to take own advice emoticon::

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/06/2011 22:40

Looked ike black leather everything to me, Massive.

::can hear you thudding from here emoticon::

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DumSpiroSpero · 23/06/2011 22:50

It's a mixture of junk and non-junk Maud, and don't have time at the moment to sort through it as we have DD's godfather staying on Saturday, then we will be moving into spare room for a week so we can get our room decorated before new bed arrives.

MAssive - someone did comment on one of the sites with the phot's on that he seems to be channelling Gizzy! Grin

Anyway, off to bed now - night all!

SupermassiveLBD · 23/06/2011 22:52

Nah, Maud, worry not that you have been the unwitting purveyor of porn. The Oooh la la vid was quite harmless, really, unless you happen to be a pervy wench like me.

A comment in that new vid amused me. I frequently wanted to smack Marian, myself.

Maybe Spiro's junk is like 80% of mine -- jealously hung on to by other family members and to be disposed of on pain of terminal sulks.

SupermassiveLBD · 23/06/2011 22:59

Channeling Gizzy is okay by me Grin I do hope so, I miss him!

Night night, Spiro!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/06/2011 23:01

I was worried, Massive, that I might have missed something raunchy worthy of serious academic discourse.

I have just found yet another (can you believe it) Period Drama/Fix You vid but it is a very inferior specimen as it contains only Mr Thornton's brief rose-picking moment and then a bit of handholding. Pah!

That is exactly our junk situation too. Bloke has boxes of important things that are so important that he hasn't actually opened those boxes for a decade. Hmm.

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SupermassiveLBD · 23/06/2011 23:13

And the worst thing is I have no storage space for the stuff we actually use.

YT has been horrendous for me the past few days, in fact so has the whole interweb, must be all the schoolkids descending in droves. sigh. So atm I can't look for some new research material to delight and surprise you in your turn.

Where is the Mr Thornton Ooh la la, I wonder...

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/06/2011 23:18

More for my entertainment than yours, if you can't see it, but here is the closest approximation I can find to . Cravats a gogo!

And on that stirring thought, I bid you goodnight.

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SupermassiveLBD · 23/06/2011 23:33

Oh I do like that one, such nice visuals.. It is taking an age to load mind you...

Nighty night, Maidie..

SupermassiveLBD · 23/06/2011 23:34

Oh, sorry, the pince-nez are steamed up -- muat be the thought of the Gizzy-like Thorin

I meant Maudie of course

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 23/06/2011 23:38

::Looks back at you::

::Looks back at him, looking back::

Maidie? Are you confusing me with Dixon?

Nighty night.

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PasstheTwiglets · 24/06/2011 08:15

:)

Sisters, sisters, sisters... I was once like you. My house was the worst in the world for junk, we couldn't move for it, every cupboard was filled with it and it was on the verge of giving me a small mental episode. Ah, but then I spent a month tackling it, room by room and not moving onto another room until that one was completely dealt with. I eBayed, Freecycled, charity shopped and chucked from dawn 'til dusk and at the end of the month, all the junk was gone... GONE, I tell you!! Mwaahahahahaha

hides the fact that another small pile of junk has accumulated since then and I need to tackle that lot soon

PasstheTwiglets · 24/06/2011 08:17

Where is Small?! Smaaaaa-aaaallll.....

Heh-heh-heh, I forgot a funny from yesterday - during the school trip, DD whispered to ask me "was Nanny alive during the Roman time?" :o That made me feel better about when she asked me whether I had been a Victorian...

PasstheTwiglets · 24/06/2011 08:20

Sorry for several posts in a roqw but have just seen 2 new pics from Capt. America.

Evil people have nice hands too

Don't think we've seen this, have we?

TheSmallPrint · 24/06/2011 11:16

Here I am Twigs, stressed out and unhappy at the moment. Sad I will be back properly once things have calmed down, I am checking in but am in such a poo mood I can't think of anything witty or interesting to write.

PasstheTwiglets · 24/06/2011 11:51

Oh, Smally!!! So sorry you are feeling miz :( I suppose it makes sense to stay away from playing whilst you're so busy but we miss you!

Here is something pretty to cheer you up.

SupermassiveLBD · 24/06/2011 13:05

Hello, all!
Small, what a shame you are feeling bad. Sad Is there anything we can do to help?
I know MN frowns on such things, but would you like a virtual hug?

What excitement over the photos, though! It's almost too much at once. First we get a peek at a possibly Gizzy-like Thorin, and then two new Heinz varieties. We do so make passes at villains in glasses, if they look like you, Herr Kruger, so sorry if you felt you were safe from all that nonsense.

Finally... I had a long, long dReAm, last night. Gorblimey, I don't know what happened to my subconscious to make this happen,. Ungrateful though this no doubt is, you know who it would have been, if I had my druthers. But we sat and walked and talked for hours, all in the most relaxed and friendly way. I can't remember anything of what we talked about worse luck. but at least I was unflustered and coherent so I don't have to look back on it with [shame] Very nice!

TheSmallPrint · 24/06/2011 13:42

Thanks you two Smile, I did mean to comment on the Thorin photos and say it looks like it's worth going to see now that we know he isn't mr plastic face.

TheSmallPrint · 24/06/2011 13:43

Don't you wish you could record your dReAms Massive, what a fantastic invention that would be.

SupermassiveLBD · 24/06/2011 13:48

Oh yes, Small,I would definitely want to see that one again, even though it wasn't Gizzy.

PasstheTwiglets · 24/06/2011 14:16

Oh how delightful, Massive. Did you wake up all of a quiver? And was it just walking and talking? Wink

So, do you want another picture? It's not very easy to see him but it's from the Recognise photoshoot... and guess what?

The beard is back!

SupermassiveLBD · 24/06/2011 14:29

Quivering was definitely on the agenda, Twiggers. And a big silly Grin

No, it wasn't just walking and talking, we sat and talked for ages. I wish I could remember what it was about. A hotel person came along at one stage and I just sat back and listened and thudded while he talked to her.

Three cheers for The Return of the Beard

DumSpiroSpero · 24/06/2011 16:30

You beat me to it Twigs! I do lurve that beard, although the photo is pants.

As for the Kruger pics...Hmm

PasstheTwiglets · 24/06/2011 17:22

Another one, if you haven't seen it yet! I think I am going to like this photoshoot - though am more excited about the video of it.

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