Fond greetings, dear Small.
Happy birthday to you!
I hope this is the year
All your dreams will come true.
May lush design contracts
Be coming your way;
For a pad in Barbados
With an invite to stay.
A penthouse in New York.
A villa in Spain.
Stately homes in the country
A bank tower or two
Your clients will be angels
And bow to your choice
While the Smallboys learn the cello
And pick up their toys.
Serenity will rule
Your days evermore
At your smart Mayfair townhouse
With your Porsche at the door
You?ll spend nights at the theatre
Perhaps Richard the Third?
You have quite a fondness
For Richards, I have heard 
Or curled up on the sofa
With some DVD with the Man
Keeping your cool
With your Industrial Fan
And if you are lucky,
John Porter will call
And bring along Lucas
Boy, will you have a ball!
Why even John Thornton
And Gizzy might show.
So you?ll not have much time
To Mumsnet, I know
As you check out the good doctor
And young Lee as well
And perhaps the odd dwarf
From far Rivendell
So fond greetings, dear Small
Happy birthday once more
May your future be golden
With blessings galore!