The Lord Jasper Damerel School of Kitten Handling: Zoology Dept., University of Milton Northern

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Of course, I am violently allergic to cats...

The only picture we have of the Dean is not overly flattering but in my head he looks a little more like this

Come in, enjoy, help yourself to Twiglets.
Yours sincerely, a Fair Trespasser.

And if you've got it, Massive, flaunt it.

OMG! Those beard pics - be still my beating heart! I love those Kara, although in the second one I don't know whether to look at his face or his arms...

THUD!!!

I can see how the beard would work. The thought of the stubble burn makes me though.

Didn't mean to offend.

A Swoon For All Seasons

And on that erudite note, I bid you good night. I'm having an early night with Captain Wentworth.

::Looks back at you::

Nobody's offended, Kara. If you look at our previous intellectual efforts, you will see that an embarrassingly large amount of time has been devoted to discussing the Hobbit beard and some comparative pogonology.

Thinks:: I only came in here to swoon over Mr Thornton. How on earth did I get sucked into this?

I have to do my daily check for updated North and South smut fanfiction.

I shall bid you goodnight

Not offended Kara. I have no interest in beardy men whatsoever apart from him!

Bedtime for me now anyway - g'night all!

Oh, that box of Thornton's was delicious, Maud. Goodnight and thank you. and don't get too familiar with Captain W, or your true love will be miffed. And you know he has a bit of a temper at times.

I echo Maud, Kara, .How could we be offended at a fellow student? We all do our share of constructive criticism here

Night all. from me, too. To sleep, peRchAnce to dReaAm, eh?

This one will definitely get the blood pressure rising....

Especially if you use the zoom!

Tell me about it!!!

It's actually a very very nice picture, I just wish it was better quality!!!

Is it my sleep befuddled mind or has Lucas' tattoo moved? wasn't the band round his wrist before?

Excuses, excuses, Small...

Sorry to post this again but look at his wrist.

well spotted though!

And I'm pretty sure that in the penultimate programme with the American hacker woman she sees it on his wrist and comments on It .

You don't think, no, it couldn't be... but could it? Do you think the tatts might not be real??

Oh, good work Small, good work! Very observant, you are I'd never noticed the band at all actually 'cos I'm always distRActed by the Blue Peter badge.

Valerine Singleton couldn't wipe the smile off her face for weeks...

Funny that Twigs cos I always look in the area of where his is hanging.

• Disclaimer: this was a joke.

Oh poo that was meant to say where his wrist is hanging. It was bad enough writing that but what I've actually written is much^ worse!!!

Oh god, I am really embarassed now!

Ditto Lesley Judd

Even John Noakes has fond memories...