The Hermann Rorschach Institute at the University of Milton North

[DumSpiroSpero]

Our New Patron!

Massive you must follow Gizzy! He's not true to character but he's hilarious and really naughty.

He growled at me the other week and asked me out on a date at Wimbledon Common !

Did you make all those, Spiro? Goodness, clever you.
My cakes always turn out wonky.

DD & I have birthdays a week apart, so I ended up making 2 enormous slabs of rocky road and 48 fairy cakes in one hit for her party and for me to take to work.

I never learn do like a challenge

The fame of Gizzy's shenanigans has gone round the world, I can tell you. I think I shall have to get more twitter-familiar before I risk submitting a humble request though

Did you go? On the date, I mean?

No! Just a bit of twirting. He's probably my fave of the characters on Twitter cos he doesn't take it too seriously or appear to have favourites (apart from Sarah Millican). He spends most of his time drinking ale, moaning about toothache and hangover and taunting JP about what he'd like to get up to with his daughter!

I thought you said he wasn't in character --well, I suppose the toothache isn't, not with those pearly whites that are so much in evidence each time he bellows.

Does he do a lot of the rest in RH then? Have only seen.about half a dozen episodes.

Anyway, time for a bit more John Standring for me. Have somehow ended up writing this one in long-hand rather than on the PC which is long-winded but kind of feels right iykwim?

He drinks quite a lot so I expect he has hangovers-- he looks pretty wasted all throught the third series About the wenching, I expect he does a bit of that too, after Marian has led him a dance.

Remind me again what I see in this man.

Oooh have fun with the writing.

He's obsessed by Noomi though...

well I feel as silly as a school girl with a crush on Boyzone , I luuurve The Drover.

Bloody hormones.

The Drover..what's that, Small?

I think I may need to go and lie down for a bit...

The Drover is the character in Australia Phoenix.

I expect this calls for the doctor's tender ministrations.
Even though he now has A Rival.

Oh you mean that Baz Luhrmann movie with Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman....??

Yes that film Phoenix

I think I made need something stronger than the dr, I think only the big guns can pull me back to the other side tonight

Are you all on Amazon?

Nope! I've been cueing up some vinyl and pouring myself a large NZ sauv blanc - happy days!

first attempt to pull you back from.the brink...

But if that fails, and as it's Friday night I have just one word for you Small...

big guns

(that's not the word by the way...)

Spiro!

more big guns...