Academy Of Armitage Studies - pass the Twiglets...

[Bodenbabe]

Welcome to the new common room! Grab yourself some Twiglets and a glass of Chateau Gisborne or some Polish Cordial and come on in - the water's lovely!

Oyster, Gimli (main dwarf in Lord Of The Rings) had a very full beard #notsexy

I think Robert Lovelace has just said what should be my modus operandi: "it's not good wine, but it is wine"

Literally ROFLing at drunken Lovelace talking of "places that ladies cry in... you know, woods, cupboards..." Not sure if those exact words were used in the novel but it seems very modern-day humour.

I'm beginning to think that Holly or Twiggy should have bought that PlasticGuy from Ebay, to practice the dressing and undressing.

No, no, holly, you are fine - it's me being dense. Or perhaps I am refusing to accept that there may actually be a reason why the boots scenario shouldn't happen So problem solved then, boots off, leathers off, boots on. Bingo. Glad we've got that sorted.

Oh, how amusingly apposite! My OPI varnish of choice this even is a very dark blue and, obsessed as I am, I found myself thinking "this colour would really suit Lucas". Then I recalled that the name of the varnish is "Russian Navy" :)

evening, not even.

That plastic Guy is eeew, creepy.

Russian Navy

Oh, Twigs I am almost passing out laughing at you, the boots and your Opi. And there are people about and I have to pretend I am quietly perusing the world's press, or something.
Just about blown my brains out with the strain

I cannot bear to look, says Mr Thonton

Holls, I hear there was a very witty cartoon in the Chicago Tribune today, if that helps...

Thanks, will check it out, Twiggy.

What is the matter with Mr Thornton, Missy? Is he worried that Twigs might want to do his nails with Russian Navy, as well as Lucas's

Just found this - guh

Oh, I don't think there's much the matter with Mr Thornton.

LOL at that pic, Missy!

Mr Thornton wouldn't want Russian Navy, I think he would need a burgundy shade called something like Milton Mauve.

And Guy could have Bootlace Black

Actually, I always thought that naming OPI shades would be my dream job. They are all so funny (best one must surely be I'm Not Really A Waitress,which my toes are currently sporting).

Forgive me, Missy. I misspoke myself. Mr Thornton is truly sans pareil et sans reproche.

Oyster, YT sometimes doesn't let me see stuff, because of copyright ishoos.

There are a whole lot of comic strips on the Chicago Trib, Twiggy. Just what I needed!

I'm trying to remember the name of the OPI shade I had on my toes for weeks in the summer. But, hey, Mr Thornton being a Real Man does not need any further cosmetic adornment other than an application of soap and cologne.

How droll that there are two different Guy vids to that Bad Things song.

Strawberry Margarita are what my summer toes wear, Missy.

Lord, it's taken me about 2 hours to get throug th last part of Clarissa 'cos I keep missing bits and have to keep rewinding it.

So, your verdict on Lovelace?

Do you realise that my internet connection just blacked out on the news that YT had blocked me from watching a Bad Things vid?

OMG! Just started watching Marie Lloyd biopic - was not expecting that level of sauciness - pass the cool spray!

Oh dear, Holly. Maybe you can get the other Bad Things vid?

Like my toenails in summer,

No, it's gone! And I only looked at it the other day

I keep telling you not to underestimate the Victorians!

Who is going to do the honours this time? This building is almost worn out already.

It must be your turn, Holly. Be sure that the signage mentions the serious intellectual purpose of the Academy and that we are only marginally behind Cambridge and Harvard in the international league tables for research establishments.

What happens when there are 1000 messages - let's see, shall we?