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Academy of Armitage Studies: The Research Continues

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asmallbunchofflowers · 23/11/2010 19:58

Welcome to the new campus of the Academy for Advanced Armitage Studies, part of the University of Milton-Northern.

We offer courses at all levels from introductory to advanced and opportunities for independent research. Come and share your learning with us.

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MrsLucasNorth · 01/12/2010 19:40

Theresa - lovely, lovely Lucas vids there!

Haven't watched them all the way through as DH is lurking but 3.10 - wibble, thud!

asmallbunchofflowers · 01/12/2010 20:01

Very nice vids, Theresa. How amusant that Guy and Lucas have vids to the same song - the episode sampled in Spy Game must be the one from which this 21st century icon was taken.

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PrairieOyster · 01/12/2010 20:04

Unfortunately the ooo Lycas video does not allow playback on my device, so will have to wait till I can snaffle the laptop.

I'm sure it's got some good pics in it though, considering who made it.

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asmallbunchofflowers · 01/12/2010 20:07

Had meant to say, too, that the R&R vid made me laugh because it takes us right back to the little project Theresa dreamt up one drunken night to cast Mr Armitage as Seth Starkadder.

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Bodenbabe · 01/12/2010 20:18

Well hellooooooooooooooo Mr 3.10!!

I note there were a few a Pass The Twiglets moments in there too

asmallbunchofflowers · 01/12/2010 20:27

Boden - I think Pass The Twiglets deserves a place in the Academy dictionary of euphemism.

Why does Mr 3.10 sleep with one eye slightly open? Is it a spy never sleeps and must be vigilant and ready for action at all times thing?

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MrsLucasNorth · 01/12/2010 20:28

Glad you're here Flowers - I have a little something for you...

John Lucas - Chapter 2 - Part I

John and Bo parted company on leaving the train. Bo had a feeling she would never view the Channel Tunnel in quite the same way again with that memory to keep her mind of her claustrophobia.

Unfortunately for John his day was about to take a turn for the worse.

Striding through the security gates, his mind still on the previous hours activities, John initially didn?t register the relentless shriek of the alarm, and was momentarily taken aback to find himself being manhandled by two burly security officers into an office to one side of the equipment.


John was unceremoniously dumped onto a chair by the security guards who then left, locking the door securely behind him. It wasn?t the first time this had happened, but John?s head had been so elsewhere after the events of his train ride, the turn of events was quite unexpected. He took a deep breath and began preparing himself for the arrival of some greasy, jumped up security officer who thought he was Jean Claude Van Damme (they all tended to fit the stereotype in John?s experience), so he was more than a little surprised when the door finally opened and in walked a immaculately dressed older woman, her hair tied up in a neat chignon, a neat pair of frameless spectacles perched on her nose.

asmallbunchofflowers · 01/12/2010 20:38

Oh Lordy.

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PrairieOyster · 01/12/2010 20:47

Older woman....?

MrsLucasNorth · 01/12/2010 20:48

John couldn?t resist a brief smirk to himself. This could be more fun than he?d anticipated.
Officer Flowers caught the look on his face and was not amused.

?You?re here because it would appear you have a metallic object hidden on your person and are a risk to national security ? I fail to see what you find so amusing,? she said sharply. Even so, as she gave him a quick once over, she felt that it might be a bit harder than usual to keep her cool where this particular bad boy was concerned.

?Look, darlin?,? retorted John, ?I?m about as much risk to national security as you are to the Chippendales, so do what you have to do and let?s stop wasting each other?s time shall we?? He leant back in his chair, giving Officer Flowers the opportunity to take in his lean, muscular leather clad thighs. She felt a bit of a hot flush coming on and wished for the first time in her career that the plastic bottle on the table contained Zubrowka, rather than Highland Spring.

?Well, Mr?Lucas. Perhaps you?d like to explain why you mysteriously set off the machinery out there??

?Motorbike accident,? John smiled ruefully, flashing her a naughty schoolboy grin as he looked up at her through inky black lashed eyes the colour of cobalt. ?I?ve got a dozen or so pins holding my left leg together.?

?Is there anyway we can verify that?s what caused the alarm?? queried Flowers, making notes in an increasingly shaky hand.
?Well, you could contact my GP back in Brighton, although you?ll have to get through the rottweiller on reception first and then she?s more than likely to be in surgery.?

?Yes, well I can see that might be rather long-winded,? Flowers was feeling something stirring that she hadn?t felt for a while, it was?.yes?a touch of naughtiness. Little did she know that John Lucas had a habit of engendering that same feeling in virtually every female he met.

?It would,? John agreed, ?And I really do have to be somewhere. So?what else would you suggest, Officer.?

Flowers licked her lips tentatively as she took in the sight of John sprawled over the chair in front of her. The room was stuffy and he?d unzipped his jacket. His well-honed torso was clearly visible through the thin, white cotton t-shirt he wore beneath. Flowers took a deep breath?

?I?m afraid the alternative would be a strip search Mr Lucas, and since I?m the only Officer currently available I would have to carry it out rather than a male officer. It?s up to you, it would be quicker than contacting your GP for verification of your medical issues, but I completely understand if you?re less than comfortable with the idea.?

PrairieOyster · 01/12/2010 20:58

Oh my....can't speak...

MrsLucasNorth · 01/12/2010 20:58

Blimey - have you all gone thud or are you off in search of Polish Cordial?

PrairieOyster · 01/12/2010 20:59

Let me just read that again....

asmallbunchofflowers · 01/12/2010 21:02
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PrairieOyster · 01/12/2010 21:05

Well, great characterisation of course, plot development in spades, interesting conversation er...all in all a great chapter..and I can't wait to find out what happens next!! Guh!

Theresaholeinyourmind · 01/12/2010 21:09

Well, what a situation to come back to. I leave with Mr 3.10 and come back to find John Lucas up to his tricks.

I am so glad you enjoyed the former though I must re-run the data to ascertain the Twiglets moments which I had missed due to things like smiles, blue shirts etc. I think Mr 3. 10 has one eye open because he is watching out for enemy agents who might want to capture him and do bad things to him.
Nice bad things of course.

Grin at the reminder of Cold Comfort. Some of those pics in that first vid I posted were tres Seth Starkadder indeed.

And John Lucas, what can I say?

and

asmallbunchofflowers · 01/12/2010 21:16
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Theresaholeinyourmind · 01/12/2010 21:24

Have no fear, Johnny, Officer Flowers will put that naughty namesake of yours in his place.

MrsLucasNorth · 01/12/2010 21:25

?That?s fine by me,? replied John, ?So, shall we get down to it then??

?There?s a screen in the corner, Mr Lucas,? Flowers directed him with her pen.

?Oh, I?m not shy, Officer,? he replied, his voice like syrup on hot rocks as he prowled round to Flowers? side of the table. ?And in any case, the accident also affected the fine motor movements in my hands. The problem comes and goes, but I think I may need your help??

Officer Flowers looked up at the man standing before her, and suddenly felt gripped by a sense of empowerment and a rush of pure adrenalin. She stroked her fingers over his stomach and chest until they disappeared beneath the shoulders of the black leather jacket and slipped it off onto the floor.

John?s lips curled into a sexy smile, his eyes locking with Officer Flowers.

?What?s next then?? he asked, raising a sardonic eyebrow.

Flowers breath was coming shorter and faster, the temperature in the room seemed to have increased by at least 10 degrees. She pulled the white t-shirt free of John?s waistband and pulled it off over his head, revealing his well-built upper body, his skin smooth and warm beneath her trembling fingertips. He caught her hands in his and pulled her towards him, one hand snaking down to her hips. In such close proximity there was no getting away from the fact he was enjoying himself.

?Now it?s my turn,? he whispered, ?I bet you?d look a hell of a lot less scary with out these?? he removed her spectacles and laid them on the chair, ??and this?? he pulled the clip holding her hair free, his warm, slightly calloused fingertips caressing the nape of her neck. She closed her eyes, and felt his lips fall on her eyes, nose, cheeks with a surprising tenderness that belied his rough exterior. Finally she felt his tongue slowly, teasingly tracing her lower lip before he took possession of her mouth.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 01/12/2010 21:49

Everyone seems to have thudded!
How about some til we recover our cool?

PrairieOyster · 01/12/2010 21:55

Woah! He's a fast worker.

You know there is another fanfic I know that this reminds me of a little bit... can't post a link though.

MrsLucasNorth · 01/12/2010 21:56

Is it one by our friend who writes Lovelace, Oyster?

PrairieOyster · 01/12/2010 22:08

No it's not. I can't even send you a link because it's hidden away in a safe place where it cannot corrupt The Innocent.

PrairieOyster · 01/12/2010 22:10

It's a Lucas fanfic where he pretends to be called John when he is at a hospital being seen by a female doctor (and was written long time before Spooks9 I kid you not)

Bodenbabe · 01/12/2010 22:12

MrsLN, I think we are all feeling a little... like this

Theresa, to save you re-running your data, there are Twiglets Ahoy at 20", 1.00, 2.35 to name but a few...

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