OK, have done an inventory (I am bored, DH is out at the rugby) and can contribute the following:
Large box of Celebrations, several years old but I ate one the other day and it was fine
Several largish sacks of pulses, rice, lentils etc.
Shoebox filled to the brim with packets of seeds.
Two bottles of rum. I don't even like rum but maybe someone else does.
Two full wine boxes and six bottles of wine (we are having a party tomorrow so the apocalypse needs to happen before tomorrow afternoon).
Lacrosse stick.
Mrs Beeton's Household Management book.
Goats and Goatkeeping (book).
Lemon tree in full working order for supply of Vit C.
About ten cartons of longlife fruit juice.
Canned veg.
Electrician DH, also good at carrying things and following simple instructions.
Sewing skills.
Violin and ability to play it, plus large box of sheet music.
Six large tins of confit de canard.
Tins of sardines, tuna, anchovies, corned beef, spam and chicken in white sauce.
Several very sharp Sabatier knives.
Three wind up torches, one grown up one, one in the shape of a pig and another in the shape of a chicken.
Wind up radio.
10 litres of bottled water.
Three large tubs of vitamins (I keep buying them and forgetting to actually take them).
4 litres of UHT milk.
Bottle of sherry.
Enormous plait of garlic (good for if the zombies turn out to be vampires, no?)
Small annoying DD, but hey, we only have to survive for ten years before she can have a baby and become useful.
Six huge packets of crisps, good until 2012 at the latest.
I'm really quite impressed with myself.