I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

I think we need a photo MrsCat.

These are the useful tips I picked up at the FiLiA conference self defence workshop for if you’re being attacked:

Pepper sprays might be illegal but a little bodyspray or hairspray or something is just as good for spraying in an attacker’s eyes. Don’t use your keys unless you have to because you risk dropping them - carry a pen. Pen or fingers in the base of someone’s throat / up their nostrils / in their eyes as hard as you can. Or hard kick in the shin / side of the knee.

Then run like fuck.

Cat show Empress how large boned the Bastard is.

In stealth mode. I wish I could find the attack mode one; that one even give me the 'Willies'.

That one shows off his pouch nicely, I believe there must be a club in it.

I think he had the Angle Grinder in at the time. He's normally tooled up.

I just love that cat, he's so majestic, so large. Do you want to give him to me for Christmas? I feel we're kin.

I officially love this thread. Where is thighland and can I get there from Colorado?

In stealth mode. I wish I could find the attack mode one; that one even give me the 'Willies'.

Wow.

Cat i think the one of him in the drawer shows off his Samoan ancestry even more. Give him a hug from me.

Feck what are you doing in Colorado? Smoking weed or writing a book on JonBenet?

The weather is better than Yorkshire. And even tho it’s legal I prefer wine to weed here. Or gin on a bad day. Still an avid viper follower tho.

Feck I work in recruitment, I have sent you the calling.

I had a pair of rainbow toe socks 50 years ago. And Aussiesoles thongs (flip-flops) are the most comfortable summer footwear and really supportive.

The starfish ones, mind, nothing else!

Oops, wrong thread! Sorry-o

Wrong thread? Or maybe your Sir forces you to wear rainbow toe socks?

I guess the OP is no longer on this thread.

Just in case. I wanted to say to the OP that rather than sounding exciting or transgressive your thread title sounds like a suburban bore fest borrowed from Fifty Shades which in itself is the ultimate in Karen conventional.

The most exciting thing to do in bed is to connect with someone without game playing, role playing, costumes or hurt of any kind. Just pure eye to eye pleasure, relating to another person exactly as they are.

Perhaps you'd like me to say that BDSM is disgusting or abnormal in order to make you feel special or naughty? In fact it's really mainstream. It's sold in best seller chic lit, in high street Anne Summers in the form of nylon cellophane wrapped 'toys'

Sex is amazing and powerful just as it is. I know some really unhappy people who grew up feeling ashamed of sex have tried to convince you that pain=pleasure but it's really not.

Pleasure=pleasure. We live in the modern world where we can enjoy pleasure because it's pleasurable. Really no need to invent complicated painful pleasures just because your mother was a prude.