I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

Babble? Fucking cheek, come to Thighland and say that.

How's your health Rufus do you have a fatty liver?

Im not a fucking goose!

Although i reckon my liver is a bit fat

You're not a natal goose. I have heard your feelings and I validate them.

I hear you as a goose Rufus you only had to say! We are here!

Well i heard Rufus as a lamb DT - what is Rufus today, he'll be calling himself Margaret next.

To paraphrase jon cryer in pretty in pink

I remain now, and will always be, a reindeer

Rufus but are you Margaret?

Get thee to Thighland and stop messing about!!

Who is Margaret? Have you lost her?

I think she might be in the spare parts bucket empress

Margaret's cock is in the organ bucket.

See...

Yes...

Good...

Probably not so good for Margaret...

Well no

Im not keen on margrets though, my dad was married to one. Its hard to muster any sympathy

I have an elderly friend called Margaret and I think they are fine in general ! (Except for Rufus's sm and Thigh's hot tub management of course!)

That bitch! Hot tub tyrant.

Come along now rufus, before noway eats all your teacakes, she's very hungry tonight.

Thigh has been on a hot tub management course? Did it involve bleach?

On Empress i thought you and Rufus were friends! Come to Thighland Rufus we're really looking forward to having you. We've got Vicky the fanny fighter there.

Yes Rufus hurry to Cuntington before No's tapeworm takes a full hold!

You too Empress hurry up now, come on home, the wormhole in the time/space continuum is closing!

Yes, come on Rufus, we've got snax under the tit for you.

We are thigh

Ive just popped over to check out the teacakes

Just seen the chocolate mountain...wow!

Tonsil just Steradent