I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

Tinsel we already have you!

we've got snax under the tit for you

I just found a bit of jacket potato under mine...which is weird cos we haven’t had jacket potato since September

I've not been under the tit for ages.

Empress don't sit alone in your chair, come to Thighland.

That’s very kind but I’m comfortably snuggled in FWR.

Empress you could straddle two worlds!

She doth bestride the narrow world like a colossus, and we petty women walk under her huge legs and peep about ;-)

Possibly thigh

Je Suis Margaret

I forgot that we'd all been Margaret!

I think that's when we decided we'd never met a nice Ian.

I wonder what boys' names will have negative vibes when the current generation grows up? Surely Ians and Nigels will have died out?

Empress you could straddle two worlds!

Bit worried about the idea of straddling anywhere near Thigh’s corkscrew, to be honest.

Empress, you'll be fine as long as you don't quack...I think.

Did Rufus quack?

She was trying to just Baaa instead but she did let out the odd quack!

Leaving Rufus aside for a moment, have you lot been biting feminists?

You can get coloured ones too
Mind. Blown.

Sorry Empress it's the bloodlust. Won't happen again!

Dog do you put butter on your Margarets?

Only on their cocks.

Does 'Sir' wear lime green fishnet stocking under his pinstriped suit?