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I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

494 replies

RopeBunny · 09/10/2019 18:26

As above really.

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DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 15/10/2019 13:38

I have a song for the 'Sirs' too:

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 13:41

Thank you

Ive obviously plagiarised that classic of our time...the pheasant pluckers son

For my next performance i will be reimagining....

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
I’m going to the garden to eat worms

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 13:42

Actually i dont think i need to reimagine that one...

fruitinaheapisnotabirthdaycake · 15/10/2019 13:42

What are you all going on about? Grin

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 13:43

What are you all going on about

Im nit 100 percent sure

(Not looking duckish...that will not end well)

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 15/10/2019 13:46

What are you all going on about? 

Well we don't know do we? Now come on!!

ThighThighOfthigh · 15/10/2019 14:13

Rufus Phwoooaaarrrr i think you do look duckish.

HairyDogsOfThigh · 15/10/2019 14:26

Thigh, put the corkscrew down.

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 15:39

I LOOK SHEEPISH

SHEEPISH I TELL YOU

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 15:50

Well i reckon that post above shows just how far ive fallen...

I’m hoping that pretending to be a sheep while dodging a thigh woman brandishing a corkscrew is my lowest moment

joystir59 · 15/10/2019 15:51

What's your favourite biscuit?

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 15:55

What's your favourite biscuit

Im virtually positive this is a trap...im just not sure who the trap is for

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 15:56

Are there masochistic biscuits?

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 15:57

😳

I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA
DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 15/10/2019 16:01

It won't be your lowest moment if our Thigh catches you Rufus ! She's still clutching the corkscrew hopefully! I actually need it now for my afternoon pint of wine! Hmm

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 16:03

Well if thigh does catch me at least we’ll all know where the corkscrew is

EmpressLesbianInChair · 15/10/2019 16:06

Pray to Datun, Rufus.

It probably won’t work. But it might.

DanglyTasselsOfThigh · 15/10/2019 16:28

Hmm yes it might need a wipe after that Rufus

TheChampagneGalop · 15/10/2019 16:30

Masochists cover their biscuits with margarine.

RufusthebewiIderedreindeer · 15/10/2019 17:17

As i lay me down to sleep

I pray to datun my soul to keep

Should thigh catch me before i wake

I pray to datun the corkscrew to take

ThighThighOfthigh · 15/10/2019 17:21

Phwoooaaarrrr Phwoooaaarrrr quack 🦆 quack 🦆 quack 🦆 this is one twisty ride Rufus.

Glad i never chopped off my knob and called myself Margaret. Phwoooaaarrrr!

Datun · 15/10/2019 18:19

I pray to datun the corkscrew to take

I have it here. . Look! Here it is, there's a duck on the end of it

TheLidoOfThighs · 15/10/2019 18:23

Oh Datun. We are like the children in The Demon Headmaster who couldn't be hypnotised.

TheLidoOfThighs · 15/10/2019 18:24
SprinkleDash · 15/10/2019 18:25

So much kink shaming!

There is nothing wrong with this lifestyle so long as it’s consensual.