I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

I’ve learned something new. Apparently after drakes have used their cocks, the cocks instantly go floppy & the drakes drag them along the ground.

Now that just sounds unsanitary.

And you’d think it would be uncomfortable too. Bumping it along the ground.

For the first time in this whole conversation, I would actually rather be a duck than a drake!

Funny, I've honestly never even considered that question before!

Phwoooaaarrrr I'll have you all with my big duck dick

I’ve learned something new. Apparently after drakes have used their cocks, the cocks instantly go floppy & the drakes drag them along the ground.

Wondering how you accidentally learned this....

Yes Empress are you developing an interest in cocks?

Starting with the duck, working your way through all the species to publish an encyclopaedia - actually that'd sell.

I’ve learned some stuff about ferrets as well.

I'm not here to pander to your madness, only my own.

You don’t want to be educated on ferret sex?

Sex is a biological construct, it's gender. Ferret gender.

And there's also goosey goosey gender. That one's a bit niche.

Once female ferrets are in heat, they die if they don’t have sex. Fact.

Bloody hell! Good job that doesn't happen to humans! I'd be six foot under! Can't remember the last time!

Mind you, doubt I'd still be classed as 'in heat' at my age!

Apparently you either have to give them an injection to get them off heat or give a male ferret a vasectomy & let him do the job.

Deary me, I'd have expired long ago. Where can I find a male ferret who's had a vasectomy? I don't think I'm still fertile but i fear my sons would not welcome a new fibling.

Maybe you could send the Thigh women on an epic quest to find you one.

I could, they love a quest. They all have personalised weapons.

So I heard. Betty the machete?

Betty and Sharon the machetes and Tracey the mace, Sally the scimitar.

And BastardCat

Is BastardCat a personalised weapon?

He has a pouch for weapons.

And magnificent stature.