I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

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As above really.

You've started this thread as something to get punished for later, haven't you?

Isn't BDSM a driving school?

Sigh. No likes on K&P eh?

The magic sponges are amazing. They're so good my DC even got excited and used one to clean the bath (just call me Tom Sawyer )

Yuck, just makes me think of Elaine o Hara and that fucking perverted deviant Graham O'Dwyer. Sorry if that offends but it's not for a healthy person. Either end of the slave/master spectrum.

Here's a question, have you had therapy?

Have you got a toilet brush ?

Jaysus imagine what they'd get up to with a toilet brush which end goes in first?

What are your favourite crisps?

Magic sponges are so vanilla! Melamine foam all the way.

What's a magic sponge? Do I need one?

What do you use to get the unfortunate stains out of your equipment? I’m told Lidl cleaning products are very good, or do you splash out & get yours from Waitrose?

You can get magic sponges much cheaper under their unbranded name, melamine foam.

A true masochist would have posted this in AIBU
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Is your ‘Sir’ called Keith, Derek, Bob or something similar?

Why isn't the op answering any of our questions???

Most of the replies are pretty mean OP, are you enjoying this?

Would you rather have chopsticks for fingers or roller blades for feet?

What... Wait? The op didn't come back?

Yawn.

It’s pretty much always the man who’s the “Dom” isn’t it?

Great stuff guys, as they say in Private Eye

What is this ? I am an oldie.with three cats,and I simply don't wan't to hear about such things. Have you tried knitting,or water colour painting instead.

To be fair if you have 3 cats you are a slave to 3 masters/mistresses.

So unlike the home life of our own dear Queen...