I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

Our Datun, who art on Mumsnet.
Thy Badly Fuckitt come
Thy will be done
By the Thighs, as it is on FWR....

There is nothing wrong with this lifestyle so long as it’s consensual

I don’t think anyone asked the duck.

Or Rufus

We're invisible OP shaming. Imagine if I did that? Hmm? A bunch of Thighwaywomen wandering lonely as clouds. Irresponsible tsk.

Or Rufus.

Rufus the only way out here is to self ID as 'not a duck'.

We won't want to shag you then!

I love your plump breasts Rufus do you like oranges 🍊 or cherries 🍒

Rufus the only way out here is to self ID as 'not a duck'.

I tried that!

I tried the whole sheep thing...I obviously dont make a very convincing sheep

BAAAAUACK....FUCKIT

(I do have plump boobs....)

But Rufus we also like a bit of lamb, it's almost as if you want to get caught and hauled back to Cuntington?

Just give it up and come on in!

I picture Rufus as a mandarin duck.

Rufus we are just excited to see you because you don't drop in often

Come on Rufus, you know it makes sense!

Here roofy roofy, here boy

Bread?

Buttered bread?

@WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles

A true masochist would have posted this in AIBU.

Best. Comment. Ever.

Buttered bread?

As long as it's not Flora...

We have buttered bread, scones, toast, and buttered arses if that's your thing (mainly all food tho')

Oooh i do like a bit of bread with my butter

And a bit of scone and a bit of toast

Yes Rufus. It's that French butter with salt crystals in it.

Just make sure you give Rufus back by Christmas. She'll be needed for sleigh pulling.

Teacakes...

What on EARTH are some of these posts about?! . BDSM I completely get, this babble not so much....

Babble? 😳

TEACAKES!!!!

BDSM I completely get

Then the reindeer who's trying to convince Thigh she's a lamb, not a duck, to avoid the business end of Thigh's corkscrew, should surely make perfect sense?