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What the actual fuck are these abominations all about then?

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WilburIsSomePig Thu 03-Mar-16 22:09:26

www.clarks.co.uk/p/26112911

MrsLettuce Thu 03-Mar-16 22:11:29

<swigs medicinal gin> WTF indeed

PennyHasNoSurname Thu 03-Mar-16 22:11:31

They look a bit "Wandering Oakens Trading Post" to me!

Lanark2 Thu 03-Mar-16 22:13:00

Sex! Love the lambs foot!

Palomb Thu 03-Mar-16 22:14:12

Are those fleecy bed socks or part of the shoe?

fluffypenguinbelly Thu 03-Mar-16 22:14:25

Oh dear god.

ScarlettDarling Thu 03-Mar-16 22:14:32

Dear God.... £100 for those ugly abominations? shock

PurpleDaisies Thu 03-Mar-16 22:14:59

I'm amazed they're in the sale. grin

BanningTheWordNaice Thu 03-Mar-16 22:15:12

I cannot imagine why there's any left for them to be on sale. Quick guys!!

Cookiemonstar Thu 03-Mar-16 22:15:50

Crying here! Who would buy them?

<takes screenshot to cheer up bad days>

WilburIsSomePig Thu 03-Mar-16 22:16:07

Oh come on Palomb, I think it's quite clear that it's 'a removable sock that enables the wearer to adapt the boot accordingly and customise their own look by wearing different socks underneath.' Obviously ...

Palomb Thu 03-Mar-16 22:16:10

I haven't got them in my size. I am GUTTED.

HumphreyCobblers Thu 03-Mar-16 22:16:13

I am speechless at the horror. And I LIKE ugly shoes.

BanningTheWordNaice Thu 03-Mar-16 22:16:44

Seriously though if you did that bad a job as that designer has done in any other job..

megletthesecond Thu 03-Mar-16 22:16:57

<<speechless>>

I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt and wondered if they might be comfy but I think the ties would cut into your leg.

Palomb Thu 03-Mar-16 22:17:32

A removable sock eh?

Revolutionary.

YakTriangle Thu 03-Mar-16 22:17:51

Holy flurk.
I can't even imagine what they were thinking when that got past the 'amusing doodle on a pad' stage. Is it April 1st already?

Hassled Thu 03-Mar-16 22:18:13

Those really are quite breathtaking grin

Someone somewhere designed those and then someone else thought they were worth taking a punt on. Then someone approved it. Who are these people? What are they like?

whatdoIget Thu 03-Mar-16 22:18:16

A boot with a removable sock, ie a sandal? I don't understand why wearing socks with sandals makes them a boot? Try telling that to the pissing down rain confused

BanningTheWordNaice Thu 03-Mar-16 22:18:18

I really want someone to troll and pretend they like them/are offended but that performance would be Oscar worthy.

tethersend Thu 03-Mar-16 22:18:23

I no longer fear hell.

WilburIsSomePig Thu 03-Mar-16 22:18:51

I just ... there's nothing ... I actually cannot find one nice thing to say about them. The socks look warm I suppose?

WilburIsSomePig Thu 03-Mar-16 22:20:29

Remarkably, they still have them in every size so if you really want em you best be quick. Those babies will be snapped up before you know it.

tigerdriverII Thu 03-Mar-16 22:21:31

Aaargh. These are going to keep on appearing on my ad banners now. <<weeps>>

Mumteedum Thu 03-Mar-16 22:21:40

<shudder>

The scariest footwear ever. I feel slightly nauseous. Just...wrong.

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