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Is this a penis beaker??????

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Thereturnofthepenisbeaker Thu 27-Aug-20 23:10:11

This is in DP’s bedside drawer! We live in our own separate houses, but I stay over there twice a week. Went to get my hairdryer out his drawer and opened the wrong one by mistake, and there it was. The rest of his drawers (like his house) are neat and tidy with no crap in them, so cannot see why on earth it’s in there. and no, I haven’t asked him. Yet.
It’s a water bottle cut in half with silicone round the top. I’ve popped a vape pen in to give you an idea of size. It also some very very short hairs on the silicone.
He has ED issues and told me spends most nights when I’m not there choking the chicken. Is this some sort of cock ring? Or penis beaker?

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ilovehalloumi Thu 27-Aug-20 23:14:34

😂 looks like a vape device to me

Feminist10101 Thu 27-Aug-20 23:15:23

Homemade flesh light by the looks of it. 🤮

ilovehalloumi Thu 27-Aug-20 23:15:26

Although on second inspection, the container looks dodgy as fuck

ShalomToYouJackie Thu 27-Aug-20 23:16:04

Looks like a flesh light?

ilovehalloumi Thu 27-Aug-20 23:16:43

Clearly did not read the OP very well. Yep. Something to fuck 🤢🤢

TimeTruthandHearts Thu 27-Aug-20 23:17:17

The penis beaker was for rinsing. That looks more like a makeshift fake fanjo.

Apologies if it's his year 5's pen storage homework project.

Palavah Thu 27-Aug-20 23:17:29

If that's a homemade fleshlight then I hope he's sanded down the raw plastic edge...

PointlessUsername Thu 27-Aug-20 23:18:12

Looks like he has tried ti make a replica Vagina..confused

warriorsmain Thu 27-Aug-20 23:18:55

Definitely homemade flesh light.

MurderousChicken Thu 27-Aug-20 23:19:15

Good lord. On the one hand I sort of grudgingly admire his diy ingenuity. On the other hand 🤢

BrutusMcDogface Thu 27-Aug-20 23:19:43

Erm. He’s gone to a lot of trouble making that!!

It’s a thing in which to stick his dick.

TwentyViginti Thu 27-Aug-20 23:19:56

His nightly wanking may well be the cause of his ED (Death Grip).

Byallmeans Thu 27-Aug-20 23:20:29

Oh god he’s been shagging it. Clean your vape stick 🤮

SierraHotel Thu 27-Aug-20 23:20:33

😂 just when you think you've seen it all..

TwentyViginti Thu 27-Aug-20 23:21:37

And yeah looks like a Blue Peter vag.

Wagsandclaws Thu 27-Aug-20 23:22:37


stophuggingme Thu 27-Aug-20 23:24:07

@Palavah just what I was thinking 🙈

Hormonecrazyhell Thu 27-Aug-20 23:24:15

Ewww, is he skint blush

missrks Thu 27-Aug-20 23:25:36

Christ! That's quite broad... is he... thick?

cantgetmyheadroundit Thu 27-Aug-20 23:26:04

A Blue Peter vag 😂😂😂

TwentyViginti Thu 27-Aug-20 23:26:27

Imagine him shagging it and moaning your name.

Actually, don't!

Hippocampe Thu 27-Aug-20 23:29:13

Blue Peter vag 🤣🤣🤣 actually dying with laughter here

ColleagueFromMars Thu 27-Aug-20 23:30:03

It definitely looks like a knock off fleshlight to knock one off into! shock

Apologies if it's his year 5's pen storage homework project.

It looks like his year 9 build a vagina for experimentation project hmm

I have so many questions!

There were pubes in it so you thought you'd put a vaping device in it??

It's not very... um... tight, is it?!

Or deep....

He has ED but chokes the chicken (grim turn off if he actually uses that phrase!) All the time when you're not there.. is it a death grip problem? in which case i point out again that this is a rather flaccid gap in silicone

Regretsy Thu 27-Aug-20 23:32:17

Amazing 😂😂

That is 100% a DIY flesh light.

Intrigued as to how he made it and how he keeps it clean, must be a nightmare...

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