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There is a lipstick going around in the washing machine that isn't mine.

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AManWalksIntoABarOuch Sat 23-Dec-17 15:34:42

100% certain dh is not having an affair so who does the lipstick belong to and how on earth will I get it out of the washing as the lid has come off (presumably in the machine) and I'm guessing it will be all over it now. Luckily it was a dark wash. I've stopped the washing machine and put it on drain.

Straycatblue Sun 24-Dec-17 10:16:30

Maybe its your husbands? grin

DamsonGin Sun 24-Dec-17 10:18:09

Could he have got it for you?

Queenofthedrivensnow Sun 24-Dec-17 10:19:06

How are you 100%? I reckon i was a gift he forgot about

MsHomeSlice Sun 24-Dec-17 10:20:30

does he get about as Davina at the weekends?

NapQueen Sun 24-Dec-17 10:24:41

How can you say 100%??

Shitloadstodo Sun 24-Dec-17 10:37:06

I found these teeth in my washing machine- to this day I have no idea where they came from

iBiscuit Sun 24-Dec-17 10:38:02

Teeth? shock

LastOneDancing Sun 24-Dec-17 10:49:55

uuuggghhhh teeeth???


Farfromtheusual Sun 24-Dec-17 12:10:20

Have you asked him about it? Surely the load has finished now?

LoadsaBlusher Sun 24-Dec-17 12:17:44

Teeeth !! Was it a second hand washing machine ?

Straycatblue Sun 24-Dec-17 16:29:06

I found these teeth in my washing machine- to this day I have no idea where they came from

Ew, hope you checked the filter for other body parts.

TroubledTribble28 Sun 24-Dec-17 16:31:42

I found a small seashell under a skin covered lump on my skull once, weird things happen sometimes?

dudsville Sun 24-Dec-17 16:32:30

All I ever find is a loose button or forgotten tissue...

giddyupnow Sun 24-Dec-17 17:15:34


abbsisspartacus Sun 24-Dec-17 17:23:25

Fucking seashell?

elQuintoConyo Sun 24-Dec-17 17:25:25

OP are you living in a Japanese horror film? grin

SheGotOffThePlane Sun 24-Dec-17 17:25:44

Loving this thread - it's just getting weirder and weirder.

browneyesblue Sun 24-Dec-17 17:25:58

This thread got weird quickly. Teeth!! Seashell!!!

<head quietly explodes>

MrsDc7 Sun 24-Dec-17 17:26:59

Seashell?? Pardon?!

ChardonnaysPrettySister Sun 24-Dec-17 17:29:51

I only ever find do hair in the filter.

thank fuck, after reading this thread

Ivyboffin Sun 24-Dec-17 17:30:43

This thread is cool

Tedster77 Sun 24-Dec-17 17:31:08

Jesus. The weirdest thing I’ve ever found is a perfectly laundered poo.

This is freaky.

Snowman41 Sun 24-Dec-17 17:32:35

In terms of getting lipstick out of clothes just put it on a wash straight away once you have relieved the offending article.

Where did it come from? Who's pockets are in the machine?

MrsExpo Sun 24-Dec-17 17:33:07

Hang on ... could we get back to OP's mystery lipstick ..... any news on where it's from OP?

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