This magnificent Christmas centrepiece is still for sale, I can't understand why

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www.ebay.co.uk/itm/12-DAYS-OF-CHRISTMAS-MASSIVE-TABLE-CENTER-PIECE-DECORATION-ALL-DAYS-FIGURES/401730194746?hash=item5d88fc4d3a%3Ag%3AUUwAAOSwosFUVmhG&LH_ItemCondition=4

and £99 more than it was last Christmas. Grab a bargain!

Yikes. Shame the tree is so simple cause it's just magnificent eh?

Have you read the description. Just makes it worth £700.

I hope the proceeds from that magnificent item will pay for a new keyboard. One with a functioning Caps Lock. And perhaps a spellcheck programme for the computer.

ONLY PLEASE, REMEMBER THE P&P IS HUGE AS WELL, BUT PLEASE DONT BUY THIS TO BREAK THE ITEM AS BASES ARE WELL & TRUELY EMBEDDED IN THE PLASTER OF PARIS AS ARE ALL ITEMS HAPPY TO ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS IF YOU ASK THEM> PLEASE MESSAGE ME DIRECT AND NOT THROUGH EBAY RES RESOLUTION CENTRE AS THIS PUTS A BLACK MARK CALLED A DEFECT ON MY ACCOUNT, YES JUST FOR ASKING ANYTHING, WHERES MY ITEM? SHOULD IT BE , THIS , ETC ALL IS THE SAME DGAMEGS AS NEG fb NOW GREAT WAY TO RUN A BUSINESS EBAY ? not SO PLASE MESSAGE ME DIRECLTY, AND I WILL HELP, / SORT ANYTHING

Well that should fill the buyer with confidence.

Oh, it's not even a cake!

😂 The blurb

Maybe we can all get one🤣

It's a shit load of plaster of paris with plastic horses and a little fake xmas tree on top. And drummers. And stuff.

That'll survive well when it gets chucked over a back gate by Hermes.

Maybe my eyes are squiffy but are those models of dead chickens in the branches?

4 CALLING BIRDS ~ PLASTIC FARMYARD ONES WERE ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE ON MINI PHONES BUT LOOKED TOO MUCH

Oh, well, we wouldn't want it to look too much, would we?

Come on, which one of you has it on their ebay watch list?

Masterpiece.

Tempted to offer 50p....

I particularly love the anti-eBay rant at the end

Nobody ever went broke underestimating public taste!

Pity. I would have bought it. But it says only one available and in need 2.

My favourite bit... 3 turtle doves and 2 french hens. £700 and the numbers aren't even correct.

This is totally awesome. I yearn to use it as a cake tin but I’m not entirely sure how it will fit in my oven.

Such a shame there's only one available! It's a classic and tasteful masterpiece that can be passed down the generations.

Loving the Iceland inspired menu, 4 bird roast and onion rings whilst admiring an empty chocolate tin covered in shite. A Xmas meal we all dream of.

I always wonder if the overpriced tat on eBay isn't code for drugs or something else illegal.

It's the only logical explanation for the price.

This is amazing. It’s has us in stitches. If its a joke someone has really put the effort in.

It’s so bad I kind of love it. If I was rich I’d get it for definite it’s just hilarious

Irresistible🤣

Shame it's not £6.99 because I can think of lots of people is like to gift that too!

The link isn’t working for me, can someone post a picture? I’m so intrigued 😂