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Thigh? Where is thigh?

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:30

I’m so confused.

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 20:37

I think she's in an epochal struggle to return to us.

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 20:38

Either that or Pauline's won and she's distressing some furniture with chalk paint while eating hummus.

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:43

Can we waft some sort of smelling salts at her? Wave our pissy slankets?

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 20:45

Oh thank god you're here! Where IS she?

What will we doooooo?

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 20:45

Well I can do the first one cos I'm in the bath. Bath salts will do, yeah?

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 20:46

We'll just have to carry on. We're thisciples, we have to carry on. Wail.

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ProjectGainsborough · 07/03/2019 20:48

Maybe we should try to enrage her to awaken the real thigh?

I’ll start. I’m putting the dark lord into maths camp. We’re really pushing for him to become gifted and talented

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:51

I knew those diet biscuits were trouble.

We need to haunt her slanket so it climbs back over her when she sleeps.

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lightlypoached · 07/03/2019 20:51

Thigh is missing ? Oh god noooooooooo

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 20:52

We should defo try to locate Pauline, do her in and feed her to the pigs.

That way thigh will be able to come down from her drugged 'Go Ahead' bar state and regroup like the Terminator to be our th'leader in Thighland.

Pauline must be exterminated in the name of all that is thigh

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SmallFastPenguin · 07/03/2019 20:52

I can't be expected to actually go and look for her as I am lying down but I hope she comes back.

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 20:53

lightlypoached help us, there has been a th'military coup and our th'leader overth'thown!!!

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:53

Have you ever been on the G&T threads, Project? So many very special children out there, the competition for the Dark Lord will be tough.

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 20:54

Small could you put a curse on Pauline from there?

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 20:54

I'm already on Pauline's case Dangly I'm gonna have that beeyatch.

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:55

Ive been sent a positive sign!!!!!!!!!

Thigh? Where is thigh?
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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:56

Oh, I can’t see my picture, hang on.

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 20:56

what is the sign what is the sign?

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:56

There it is

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:56

You might have to refresh

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:57

Not yourself, obviously

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 20:57

I can't see it. Wail.

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DanglyTassles · 07/03/2019 20:57

I know!! We'll give Pauline a hoover with a rigged electrical fault so that she is in contact with the mains when she tries to vacuum round thigh's living room.

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thislidofullofdeadfish · 07/03/2019 20:57

An advert for a pig company called Roam and Relish!

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Kleptronic · 07/03/2019 20:58

Ooh ok that is a GOOD sign.

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