I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

Bit early innit?

That's nice dear.

What do you think about the fact that BDSM gone wrong has been successfully used as a defence against murder and gbh charges?

Have you tried a magic sponge?

What do you think will happen with the Hallowe’en deadline for Brexit?

Is this the most interesting thing about you?

Do you have a job?

Oh @TheQueef don’t get me started! They’re MARVELLOUS, aren’t they? Especially for walls and paintwork!

Live with sir 😂

I need to try a magic sponge, am hearing good things.

Do you have to do a lot of laundry?

Don't you feel a bit stupid calling your boyfriend a sir? It definitely sounds a bit stupid

What's your safe word?

And how do you expect this AMA to go?

I don't believe you.

A true masochist would have posted this in AIBU.

I used a magic sponge despite being very cynical about them. Now a total convert; I am though slightly suspicious of them.

A true masochist would have posted this in AIBU

😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂

What are you watching on Netflix/ Prime at the mo?

Do you stay in role for mundane everyday stuff like, say, taking the bins out or doing the food shop?

Or do you basically do everything while he sits at home polishing his bull whip?

Isn't BDSM a driving school?

I'm interested... a magic sponge you say? Good for walls and paintwork?

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY???

How tedious.

You can get coloured ones too, now, which seems even more like sorcery, somehow.