I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

[RopeBunny]

As above really.

Does it get a bit routine? You know, as the fish slice descends for the n thousandth time?

Have you ever considered switching? Tremendous fun, I recommend for a nice change.

Seeing as it didn't exactly go as planned I think the OP has run as fast and as far away from this thread as possible.

Forrest Gimp.

Do you think a magic sponge would work on the white rubber bits of my Converse?

@WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles

Will you be my Sir?

Does he beat you on the bottom with a Woman’s Weekly?

RustyParker magic sponges are bloody brilliant in the white rubber bits of trainers!

Magic sponge = microplastics on a huge, but microscopic scale.

Are they honeycomb formation or something? So hard but containing lots of air? (I’m not a scientist. You can probably tell )

@EmpressLesbianInChair No, but he bent me over backwards on my hostess trolley.

Maybe the OP has found themselves tied up for a while.

That can so easily happen.

Have you thought of LTB?

Magic sponge = microplastics on a huge, but microscopic scale

Do you know, once I'd posted about how good they are, I started thinking about microplastics and magic sponges, it hadnt occured to me before. Are they another thing to cross off the list of OK to use then?

No, but he bent me over backwards on my hostess trolley.

Better watch out for the buttons on your flameproof nightie, AlkaSeltz!

You can use magic sponges to clean the bath????
(Sorry only up to p2 of this amazing thread and am learning so much.)

These are the ones I buy, but thinking about the microplastics, maybe it's time to stop??

Thanks Jenny!

OP wants to come back but Sir won’t allow her....

LTB

FFS the OP has forgot the safe word

She's forgot any words

It’s “melamine foam” isn’t it?

Surely no one would choose to burp marbles over farting confetti. I really want to try that now. Imagine the conversations you could end with that ability!

I'd bloody love the ability to fart confetti, who wouldn't?

You'd need a hole in the arsehole region of all your clothes. Otherwise every time you fart you'd just look like you shit yourself.

You could be hired out for weddings...