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I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA

494 replies

RopeBunny · 09/10/2019 18:26

As above really.

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AnotherQuirkyUsername · 09/10/2019 19:38

The replies to this thread... this is why I love mumsnet GrinGrin

HalfManHalfLabrador · 09/10/2019 19:39

@WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles that is genuinely the best comment I’ve ever read on mumsnet GrinGrin

Aposterhasnoname · 09/10/2019 19:44

A true masochist would have posted this in AIBU.

You win the internet today.

madcatladyforever · 09/10/2019 19:48

My question is...why do you think any of us give a shit.

AlkaSeltz · 09/10/2019 19:51

@ElizabethMainwaring not bein funny but i live with my auntie too - hayley321

Bluntness100 · 09/10/2019 19:58

Most of the replies are pretty mean OP, are you enjoying this?

I'd assume so...you'd have to be a masochist to start this thread,,,🤣

Dljlr · 09/10/2019 20:02

This trumps the shit that makes it into Classics these days Grin

Great stuff guys, as they say in Private Eye I was saying this in my head right before I read this.

pinkflamingo22 · 09/10/2019 20:12

Magic sponge... of what am i missing out on.....

C8H10N4O2 · 09/10/2019 20:15

A true masochist would have posted this in AIBU.

GinGin

DtPeabodysLoosePants · 09/10/2019 20:16

I'm off to google magic sponge. My paintwork needs some attention.

TheAlternativeTentacle · 09/10/2019 20:39

A true masochist would have posted this in AIBU

Fucking brilliant.

ShowOfHands · 09/10/2019 20:45

Do you think I should get a budgie?

Ahundredpercentthatbitch · 09/10/2019 20:49

I have to go to a meeting in town tomorrow and my MIL is going to look after my three year old in the afternoon. My eldest finishes her after school activity at 4.30pm and I don’t think I’ll be back in time. I could ask MIL to go and get her, but MIL has back problems and would struggle walking 3 y/o up the hill. We have a buggy but it’s been in the loft since the beginning of summer and I CBA to drag it back down just for one afternoon. Should I bother? Or should I just see if one of the other parents at the after school activity can drop my eldest home afterwards?

Egghead68 · 09/10/2019 20:52

Paper or plastic?

Waterandlemonjuice · 09/10/2019 20:53

SNORT at ‘a true masochist would have posted in AIBU’ - fucking brilliant 😂

Justyou · 09/10/2019 20:59

I think wrong pic been used (or possibly not) Grin

I'm a masochistic submissive and live with my sadistic Sir. AMA
Justyou · 09/10/2019 21:01

Expertly tested Hmm

SauvignonBlanche · 09/10/2019 21:01

A true masochist would have posted this in AIBU Grin Grin

SleepyKat · 09/10/2019 21:02

I got hair dye on the Lino and a magic sponge didnt work....what can I try instead?

OneFootintheRave · 09/10/2019 21:04

Is your ‘Sir’ called Keith, Derek, Bob or something similar

GrinGrinGrinGrin

Fuma · 09/10/2019 21:08

Who has the biggest great and unmatched wisdom: you or George W Bush?

Walnutwhipster · 09/10/2019 21:13

My life is incredibly dull but still infinitely more interesting than you post.

Bananalanacake · 09/10/2019 21:14

Do you shave your punani, if your master tells you to.

ememem84 · 09/10/2019 21:14

Would you rather burp marbles or fart confetti?

Bluntness100 · 09/10/2019 21:16

One would have to assume as the op hasn't come back she's not really a masochist after all,

Sad times.