So I was ready for the postie today, dressed, no 5 ft 10 bunnies in sight, no pole dancing outfits, I was ready. And he arrived with ten glorious parcels. Wow!!
My lovely Postie gave me eight of them, and then went to get the ones to sign for, which he held up like a placard.......
Nelly - Could you not have written that ANY BIGGER???!!!!
Poster sized writing on her envelope addressed to The Loose Hooker.
"You'll need to sign for these Ms Hooker," said he, with his eyebrows like this ^^

Really made me laugh!!
cheers!
Gorgeoise woolly wool has arrived today from......
VeryLittleGravitas - Thank you. Beautiful green and pink crochet 
PancakeFlipper - Thank you. No apologies needed! Basic knitting is glorious, and these are more than just basic! 
SongBirdsKeepSinging - Thank you. I love that colour. Beautiful squares 
Georgimama & donor sossiges - Thank you. Beautiful colours, good choice and lovely knitting too
to you both.
Rhymenoseros - Thank you. Don't worry, they have arrived safely! Gorgeous 
JulesJules - Thank you. I will make sure Chipmonkey gets your card, and lovely knitting!
and another thank you for the chocolate!
mothmagnet & donor Whatevertheweather - Thank you. Beautiful colours, good choice, lovely knitting. Those animals are so clever, I love the cat's whiskers!
to you both.And Moth - thank you for the chocolate treats!!
LadyWellian - Thank you. Beautiful squares and beautifully sturdy packaging!!
Hope you've bought your daughter a onesie by now, poor deprived child!
NellVarnish - Thank you. Nelly I love your little grannies with their tartan slippers and shopping trolleys, and thank you so much for the purplicious glittery wool and nail varnish
angelpantser - Thank you. Beautiful colour combination, your donor did well! Just lovely crochet.
and for the chocolate treat!
Starry starriness all around. Thank you everybody x