THINGS JK ROWLING HAS SHAMEFULLY REFUSED TO COMMENT ON

[RoyalCorgi]

There's been a spate of threads recently about things JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on. Wouldn't it be easier to put them all in a single thread?

I'll start.

JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on the Manchester City fraud scandal.

Because she and she alone is responsible for the weather. 🌦️

I missed this broad hint re posting an image of a cute animal, at the time, AngleofRepose, I apologise. I'm afraid I don't have any pika pics,

Would a dik pic do instead?
It's a dik dik deer. They live mostly in Namibia and they are tiny little things, 35-45cm tall. 'Tall'

Somehow, they have escaped evil JKR's attempts to make them extinct by hunting them, killing them, dipping them in resin and turning them into Christmas tree decorations, alongside the Harry Potter fairy lights.

JK moved some hills on my morning run. So it was uphill both ways.

It must have been her, as she didnt run beside me as an individual cheerleader.

I present to you the “Whinging About JK Rowling” subreddit- much complaining about what she has said. Enjoy!

https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughJKRowling/s/2k1uyAwCQ7

Wow. That’s creepy, right?

Goes with the territory I guess!

Wow, so it’s her fault that ADHD/autism diagnoses are being cracked down on. I hope they warmed up before that sort of stretch else they’re going to do themselves a mischief.

Well I have been blaming her for years for the fall of the Ottoman empire.

People are going round being mauled by tigers in this country and all she blathers on about is sex-based rights and protecting girls and women. Heartless.

It becomes harder and harder to swallow the idea that there isn't mental illness going on with these people.

There's an idea that it isn't a mental illness?
I didn't know that.

Even if she is not solely responsible, I'm sure she has the reach to strongly influence it ☔

An alarm has been going off for the past 3 days somewhere in the vicinity of my house.

It does 3 short beeps, silence for a couple of seconds, then 3 short beeps.

Has Joanne commented on the annoyance? Offered to buy me noise cancelling headphones? Or even told whoever the house with the noise belongs to to sort it out before I go out with a baseball bat and do it myself (I'll channel the fox killer, but without the kimono. Or fox)?

What do you think. Of course she hasn't.

It took me a good 5 minutes to find the peppercorns in my corner shop today. As the bastards (lovely people) had moved them. I bet she told them to.

JK Rowling has failed to comment on the disgraceful state of the winter planting on the north-facing side of the compact roundabout on the way to my friend's nan's house. I mean CHILDREN could see it.

She binned my elderly mother's sudoku today. I mean mum thinks it was dad in one of his random tidying moods but we all know who it really was. And she didn't apologise.

If JKR is reading this, and has a slither of a conscience...

You have so many wrongs to right. You could redeem yourself a little by bringing the new Strike book out a bit earlier. I cant wait until February <drums fingers>.

Congrats! Well done!

I didn't think a release date was, well, released? The name was released in February this year, but nowt else.

Well, I’m FUCKING LIVID.

I was offered a job this morning. Has she mentioned it? Of course not. No champagne, no balloons, no offer to provide a glowing reference.

NOT EVEN a congratulatory text.

Who does she think she is?!

Thankfully the gerbils are not so cruel.

Congratulations!!!!

Although I do accept that mine won't make up for the enormous silence from JKR.

🙌🍾 Well done Myrtle you clever thing.

Try not to let JKR’s lack of acknowledgement get you down, she’s a selfish cow who never does anything to help anyone else so don’t take it personally.

She has also refused to comment on the new hatchet job documentary about her just announced by BBC Scotland. I mean, I know they're not going to be short of talking heads ready to contribute their measured and fair-minded assessments of her character and career, but they're going to run out of drag queens happy to put the boot in at some point, aren't they?

While I agree with your sentiment @CompleteGinasaur, I don’t
think they’ll ever run out men lining up to put the boot into JKR.

Although it’s not because she is a blazing light of courage and sanity protecting women and children, it’s because the cow won’t sort out my parking issues (submit, and three cheers for that).