THINGS JK ROWLING HAS SHAMEFULLY REFUSED TO COMMENT ON

[RoyalCorgi]

There's been a spate of threads recently about things JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on. Wouldn't it be easier to put them all in a single thread?

I'll start.

JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on the Manchester City fraud scandal.

On the fact that all the mince pies now in stock in the supermarkets will be well out of date by Christmas. It's a scandal! She just does NOT care.

I've heard nothing about my choice of kitchen window blinds

She's been woefully quite about my paint choices for the dinning room ....

bitch

The fact that Halloween and Christmas stuff now appears in the shops at the same time. Disgusting.

She hasn't noticed how much weight I've lost without using fat jabs.

Absolute crickets on my weekly menu plan.

Dreadful behaviour.

She didn't comment on my outfit yesterday. Despite nearly everyone else telling me how nice I looked.

She never comments on my gerbil inspired pottery.

The shocking decision to replace mint Lindor with an inferior After Eight version.

She's clearly obsessed with women's rights. The scumbag.

Not a word on the cost increase for parking permits for our road.

I got a parking ticket over the weekend and I’ve heard naff all from her about it. She’s a disgrace.

Anything on Man City? She didn’t say anything when Everton were docked points, so I’m not holding my breath.

Nothing about my broken bathroom window. Does this monster genuinely not care?

The price of haylage.

Not a single word. It is a real problem you know.

You'd think she'd offer to pay it, wouldn't you? I've heard it's her responsibility to pay for everything in the world...

I’m still waiting for her to have an opinion on which car I should choose next.

She's voiced no opinion on my neighbour's rear extention. Which is ESPECIALLY shameful because it's put half my garden in permanent twilight.

She has remained tight lipped on the subject of the roadworks that will affect my drive to work from next week and which will last for 6 whole fucking months.

I'm not angered by her silence, more disappointed.

Well I broke a nail yesterday and nothing. No flowers. Not a peep.

I recently changed hairstyle....not one single word from JKR!

She hasn’t noticed that Freddo’s went down to a 4 pack and stayed the same price.

Good point. Nothing doing though, she just doesn’t care about the outrageous parking injustice. I might make a banner. That’ll teach her.

Only if it is for women.

Oh yeah, good point. @BlakeCarrington we're going to need to do a genital inspection before JKR can issue the funds

Fair dos @GreyskySexRealistsky, but she won’t even come round to check my undercarriage. What is the world coming to??