THINGS JK ROWLING HAS SHAMEFULLY REFUSED TO COMMENT ON

[RoyalCorgi]

There's been a spate of threads recently about things JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on. Wouldn't it be easier to put them all in a single thread?

I'll start.

JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on the Manchester City fraud scandal.

https://www.furminator.net/furminator

Or

https://www.furminator.net/en-gb/furminator

Although I got mine from spamazon.

I was doing so well this morning, I was on track to be at work early. That bloody woman only arranged for a car to break down ahead of me which blocked the road, didn’t she?

AND she’s been fiddling with my diary to arrange back-to-back meetings 😡

I've completely lost track of which bins we are to put out tonight.

SHE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN

As we walk round the garden we regularly spy a little furry sausage, hacked up overnight. Often turns out to be a rodent though, swallowed and then regurgitated. Or a mix of both.

Thanks Shedmistress, as I suspected it is the under coat thingy I need.

Hornets ate my grapes. Not one word from the utter nazi. Grrr grrr

I had hospital appointment and when I came out of the hospital ot was raining.

And JKR did not warn me so it's her fault I didn't have an umbrella with me. The cow.

The guys are literally coming up to the table, sitting waiting to be brushed, and lining up when I go outside to do it, all wanting a piece of the action.

JKR made sure I can't get anywhere near my long haired cat with a furminator without ending up needing first aid treatment.

She must have bribed him with Dreamies.

Are we now moving on to cute pet bunny photos? I fear this may tip some of our more critical posters over the edge into cute-animal-fuelled apoplexy.

All your cats are very beautiful, BTW, and I'm sure all your rabbits are too

JKR also made sure that due to lack of furminator use the cat threw up a furball at 3.08 am this morning.

She also made sure my laptop was handily placed for him to throw up on.

(Really wish I was joking!)

Fortunately my fluff monster is the gentlest soul. It is my short haired duo that are physopaths.

Wow! Sounds great. I've got to get me a furminator now. And a cat.

I have ordered a small cat, long hair furminator for his fluffy highness and a furminator double sided cat/dog brush for the smooth coated cats. The dog prefers a professional to take care of such matters and would not welcome my amateur meddling between her spa grooming appointments.

There is so much fur at ours I'm leaving it in the top of plant pots for any birds to use as nesting material.

Are your cats flea treated? I've read they if they are you should not put their fluff out for the birds.

Doesn't she send you a notification when the bins are due?

I get one from her each time and TBF, she's never been wrong, so she's not all bad.

Nb. The notification does say it's from the local council app, but we obviously know it's jkr

They are but they leave fluff out themselves anyway, they get a tablet if I spot a flea or tick which is probably about 3 or 4 times a year each. But I see your point so will just compost it as usual.

I just ate two pieces of buttered toast in addition to the cheese on toast I had for lunch and does JKR care? Did she stop me? Did she fuck.

I posted a funny tweet earlier.

Has she liked it?

No she has not.

I would say it was because she was busy stopping me eating cheese on toast for lunch. But she didn't stop me either. Disgraceful lack of regard for our cholesterol levels.

My version of Co Pilot has just had a come to Jesus moment.

It's found God.

I can't get it to do anything. No matter what I ask it keeps feeding me religious texts.

JKR no doubt has had her sticky fingers all over the code.

Following yesterday's interview, for which JKR didn't send me good luck, I have been told I am through to the next stage. Has JKR sent me any congratulations?

Of course she hasn't. She is just so cold and cruel.

Well done Myrtle and good luck 🤞

Great news!