THINGS JK ROWLING HAS SHAMEFULLY REFUSED TO COMMENT ON

[RoyalCorgi]

There's been a spate of threads recently about things JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on. Wouldn't it be easier to put them all in a single thread?

I'll start.

JK Rowling has shamefully failed to comment on the Manchester City fraud scandal.

Yum. Buttered toast. <sigh> I don't eat bread anymore. That's also HER fault. Somehow.

(sorry, as you were)

Marie, I don't think anyone would mind one very small pika pic...? (if they do, that won't be your fault, because, etc., etc.)

Particularly as we know bunnies are gc , or at least their sanctuary is....

I saw Bambi at a Cinema in Aldershot in the late 70s. I cried my eyes out, yet JKR made no effort to contact me.

Heartless.

Congratulations @MyrtleLion

I'm stuck in double DBS background check limbo. I'm pretty sure the bony cigarillo stained finger of a certain author is holding down the scales of justice and impeding my progress towards the hallowed office of Group Fitness Instructor (casual) for nefarious reasons.

I just know she's scoffing squares of lemon drizzle traybake washed down with chilled vintage chianti, while telling her retained helmsman to run down wounded sealions. It's how she do.

I stopped at a roundabout on the way home. A yellow VW made a right turn.

Did JKR say "Yellow Car"?

Did she fuck. 😡

As long as you said it, you're fine. It puts you ahead on points.

(I say it aloud when I am completely alone and I'm not even embarrassed)