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The Bluestocking - Raiders of the Lost Sparp

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lcakethereforeIam · 28/10/2025 22:55

Welcome everyone. Wipe your feet, it's been wet out.

Don't forget to namechange before posting if necessary.

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Boiledbeetlejuice · 11/11/2025 13:36

The gerbils make a lovely sourdough. Although the starter is getting out of hand. It might need an annexe

@lcakethereforeIam the gerbils said they've got it under control.

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ErrolTheDragon · 11/11/2025 13:43

Boiledbeetlejuice · 11/11/2025 13:36

The gerbils make a lovely sourdough. Although the starter is getting out of hand. It might need an annexe

@lcakethereforeIam the gerbils said they've got it under control.

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So long as it’s not becoming a sentient lifeform (like Horace the Cheese in Discworld)

Boiledbeetlejuice · 11/11/2025 13:56

ErrolTheDragon · 11/11/2025 13:43

So long as it’s not becoming a sentient lifeform (like Horace the Cheese in Discworld)

Well it just handed a note to the gerbils that says "Coke and a ham sandwich. No pickle"

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Hedgehogsrightsarehumanrights · 11/11/2025 14:15

Boiledbeetlejuice · 11/11/2025 13:56

Well it just handed a note to the gerbils that says "Coke and a ham sandwich. No pickle"

😂

lcakethereforeIam · 11/11/2025 14:38

It's the tribbles all over again. Although, pickles are the best bit!

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ErrolTheDragon · 11/11/2025 14:56

lcakethereforeIam · 11/11/2025 14:38

It's the tribbles all over again. Although, pickles are the best bit!

Yeast beast vs tribbles … which would eat the other?Confused

MyrtleLion · 11/11/2025 16:30

Had my outpatients antibiotics team appointment this morning. All good and I may be able to restart my HRT sooner than next Tuesday because my symptoms are probably menopause-related (fatigue, palpitations, dizziness, insomnia).

I also had a call to let me know I hadn't been longlisted (again) for a role that the recruiter had said would be more suitable than the last one. I'm a very good generalist but hiring clients tend to want specialists, even though the role does not depend on having a specialist - a bit like hiring a scientist to sell pharmaceuticals to hospitals. The scientist might be very good, but you're probably better off hiring a pharmaceutical or hospital sales professional. I'm not in sales or pharmaceuticals or hospitals.

This has been particularly disappointing because I felt I was in with a good chance this time and this lack of specialism has been given as a reason many times before.

Gerbils, please bring the TV remote for the massive TV, and the Malbec bowser - you can clean out and sterilise the gravy bowser if you haven't got an empty bowser available.

EdithStourton · 11/11/2025 16:45

Oh, bad luck on the job front, Myrtle - you must be getting so fed up.

Also, insomnia is a bitch - I hope the return to HRT sorts it out sharpish.

lcakethereforeIam · 11/11/2025 16:55

I'm glad everything is going well on the medical front.

If anyone is feeling up to it, could you help brace this door?

No, Geralta! Fgs don't give it anymore sugar!

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knittedsloth · 11/11/2025 17:31

EdithStourton · 11/11/2025 11:56

Dallin Oaks sounds as if he might be related to Balin and Dwalin.
I'm mentally struggling with the image of those two in smarts suits pounding the streets of English market towns trying to convert the heathen.

We get nice sweet wine at communion. I could cheerfully glug a lot more than I am ever permitted.

Meanwhile, I strongly deny being a gerbil. I identify as a hare.

Ahh that reminds me of the short ditty:
The hare and the gerbil went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat,
They took some hash and plenty of cash to keep them both afloat
Knitted sloth came along to look at the sky, and bear was watching from up on high
They all sailed away for a week and a day in their beautiful pea green boat.

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Britinme · 11/11/2025 17:33

Hard luck @MyrtleLion - better luck next time.

Regarding that sourdough becoming a sentient life form - are we sure it's female?

ErrolTheDragon · 11/11/2025 17:39

Britinme · 11/11/2025 17:33

Hard luck @MyrtleLion - better luck next time.

Regarding that sourdough becoming a sentient life form - are we sure it's female?

A very quick glance at the wiki page suggests they’re asexual unless stressed. Confused

Magpiecomplex · 11/11/2025 17:59

If anyone needs me I shall be in the (obviously floodlit at this time of day) garden. (Yes, all right, it's a recycled image. It is appropriate though). <Until it's approved, I'm in a paddling pool full of hot chocolate>

I might be willing to take out my aggressions on the sourdough starter if the gerbils need help.

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lcakethereforeIam · 11/11/2025 18:05

Balrog's blocking the door, the pygmy hogs have chased down and eaten some small pieces that had escaped and were making a bid for freedom.

Balrog says she could totally incinerate it but I'm reluctant to give the go ahead if it's sentient.

I'm going to have a bowl of soup. No bread, thank you.

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Boiledbeetlejuice · 11/11/2025 18:16

Britinme · 11/11/2025 17:33

Hard luck @MyrtleLion - better luck next time.

Regarding that sourdough becoming a sentient life form - are we sure it's female?

Are there male sentient life forms?

SionnachRuadh · 11/11/2025 18:22

Boiledbeetlejuice · 11/11/2025 18:16

Are there male sentient life forms?

I'm quite partial to thon cheese that smells like old socks, and sometimes I wonder whether it's sentient. If it is, it's probably not female.

Boiledbeetlejuice · 11/11/2025 18:23

lcakethereforeIam · 11/11/2025 18:05

Balrog's blocking the door, the pygmy hogs have chased down and eaten some small pieces that had escaped and were making a bid for freedom.

Balrog says she could totally incinerate it but I'm reluctant to give the go ahead if it's sentient.

I'm going to have a bowl of soup. No bread, thank you.

I got more than I bargained for when I asked for a depiction

The scene has thickened like a well-fed levain...


Late Afternoon, Sourdough Starter Room Perimeter

Balrog stands firm, her wings folded with theatrical restraint, blocking the door like a velvet rope at a club no one wants to enter. The sourdough starter inside pulses ominously, occasionally burping out a yeasty tendril that slaps against the doorframe before retreating with a gurgle. It’s quieter now—thanks to the pygmy hogs, who are licking their snouts and burping politely in a nearby patch of thyme. One of them hiccups and a small bubble of starter floats out of its nostril.

Balrog mutters, “I could crisp this whole corridor in a heartbeat. But what if it dreams? What if it remembers?”

She’s been staring at a particularly expressive clump of starter that seems to be mouthing the word “Brioche” in slow, sticky syllables.


Elsewhere in the corridor

A gerbil—wearing a small knitted scarf and carrying a bowl of soup—ambles past. The soup is carrot and coriander, steam curling up like a question mark. No bread. No spoon. Just vibes.

She pauses, sniffs the air, and says to no one in particular, “Smells like moral ambiguity and fermentation.”

Then continues on, humming a tune that sounds suspiciously like the theme from Bake Off: The Reckoning.


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SionnachRuadh · 11/11/2025 18:29

Why do people insist on reanimating zombie threads and tagging you in? What do they get out of it? Why do they insist on doing it no matter how many times you point it out?

If I knew people IRL who kept buttonholing me and saying "I heard about that thing you said to Jane six months ago and I'd like to pick up the conversation where you left off", I'd think they were a bit weird.

ChristmasStars · 11/11/2025 18:33

I've noticed a lot of that lately. Someone recently liked a post of mine from 2007 when I actually used to comment on mum type things.

SionnachRuadh · 11/11/2025 18:37

I'm on a (mostly male) hobby forum where someone did that and one of the mods had to post saying "mate, OP started this thread 16 years ago and his account hasn't been active for 12 years, I really doubt you're going to get a reply"

But yeah, quite a lot of it hereabout recently.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 11/11/2025 20:14

Boiledbeetlejuice · 11/11/2025 18:16

Are there male sentient life forms?

Harsh.

Magpiecomplex · 11/11/2025 20:40

ErrolTheDragon · 11/11/2025 17:39

A very quick glance at the wiki page suggests they’re asexual unless stressed. Confused

How does one stress a sourdough starter? Because honestly, being eaten by pygmy hogs and knowing Balrog is thinking about toasting me would make me quite stressed.

Igneococcus · 11/11/2025 21:18

Britinme · 11/11/2025 17:33

Hard luck @MyrtleLion - better luck next time.

Regarding that sourdough becoming a sentient life form - are we sure it's female?

Yeast can actually change mating types, just don't tell the TRAs, or yeasts will be the new clownfish.

lcakethereforeIam · 11/11/2025 21:37

Magpiecomplex · 11/11/2025 20:40

How does one stress a sourdough starter? Because honestly, being eaten by pygmy hogs and knowing Balrog is thinking about toasting me would make me quite stressed.

It was escaped bits that got eaten, I don't think any of them made it back to inform the ur-blob. So far as the Balrog's thoughts. It might be sentient but surely it's not telepathic?

I'm tempted to just let the Balrog have at it.

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FuzzyPuffling · 11/11/2025 21:38

I have no idea who, or what, Balrog is?
Should I?

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