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The Bluestocking - the one where the nights start to draw in

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Boiledbeetle · 13/09/2025 20:45

Previous thread:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5401672-the-autumn-bluestocking-mist-mellow-fruitfulness-and-hot-chocolate

Settles down in the comfy chair by the fire.

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MyrtleLion · 24/09/2025 22:15

AsWithGlad · 24/09/2025 21:30

I cut off the name/description of the pattern.
It’s “Penis Stress Ball” and it’s available ‘for free’.

I'll pass.

Taztoy · 24/09/2025 22:28

MyrtleLion · 24/09/2025 22:15

I'll pass.

Chicken 😜😜

AlexandraLeaving · 24/09/2025 22:44

MarieDeGournay · 24/09/2025 21:51

This is one of those wide-ranging Blackstock-y conversations, isn't it - knitting, recipes, proposals of 'marriage' or more temporary arrangements, dialects, accents, and a touch of the outrageous😄

And yet it manages to come full circle with the knitted outrageousnesses.

I think there must be a gerbil called Geg somewhere in the Stocking.

AsWithGlad · 24/09/2025 23:00

MyrtleLion · 24/09/2025 22:15

I'll pass.

Stick with military vehicles - each to their own.

AsWithGlad · 25/09/2025 15:57

I hadn't received any emails from MN recently in over a fortnight. I usually get a fair number saying I'd been quoted in a post, someone had reacted to my post or received a private message.
I thought I must have messed up my settings when I tried to undo MN's changes - but I have just found them all in my Spam folder. Gmail, why have you done this to me?

So, apologies if I should have replied to someone and hadn't. In this case it wasn't old age leaping up to me.

Magpiecomplex · 25/09/2025 19:56

What a couple of days... I'm just going to sit in the corner with my hot chocolate; if anyone notices me falling asleep, can you send a couple of gerbils over to put me to bed please?

ifIwerenotanandroid · 25/09/2025 20:27

Magpiecomplex · 25/09/2025 19:56

What a couple of days... I'm just going to sit in the corner with my hot chocolate; if anyone notices me falling asleep, can you send a couple of gerbils over to put me to bed please?

Aw.

The Bluestocking - the one where the nights start to draw in
The Bluestocking - the one where the nights start to draw in
MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2025 20:37

Awww you look so peaceful, Magpie! I hope you have a nice long snooze to recover from the hard daysSmile

It's been quiet in the Bluestocking today, hasn't it? I've been waiting for the repair 'engineer' but he didn't show up today - 'waiting for the part' - but I did some tidying in the front garden [where I could watch out for him] in the lovely autumn sunshine, so it wasn't a wasted day.

FuzzyPuffling · 25/09/2025 21:01

I've been preparing for DH's big birthday tomorrow. Cake making, present wrapping, hoovering, going to the library...OK, maybe not all birthday related!

FuzzyPuffling · 25/09/2025 21:02

I do love the gerbils room under Magpie's bed. Very cute.

Magpiecomplex · 25/09/2025 21:21

FuzzyPuffling · 25/09/2025 21:02

I do love the gerbils room under Magpie's bed. Very cute.

Yes, I just hope they don't snore and keep me awake!

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2025 21:35

Just pull your rather fetching nightcap down over your ear holes (wherever they are).

JanesLittleGirl · 25/09/2025 22:07

Gerbils don't snore. They may make sleep-inducing gentle snuffling noises.

childofthe607080s · 25/09/2025 23:13

JanesLittleGirl · 25/09/2025 22:07

Gerbils don't snore. They may make sleep-inducing gentle snuffling noises.

Awhh

don’t they bite though ?

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2025 23:26

childofthe607080s · 25/09/2025 23:13

Awhh

don’t they bite though ?

Not when they’re asleep.

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2025 23:27

childofthe607080s · 25/09/2025 23:13

Awhh

don’t they bite though ?

Wash your mouth out, childofthe607080s!
Bluestocking gerbils are perfect in all ways, their fur doesn't cause allergic reactions, they are trained to a high level in hospitality skills, they can mix a meeeeaaaannn Caipirinha, and they most definitely never biteSmile
Actually, I've been thinking about the gerbils' backstory - they are not just the cutest little creatures like everrrrrrGrin, historically they fulfilled a very important role in resisting the 'scraping' of MN data, and I was wondering should we tell the story of their heroic deeds?

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2025 23:29

FuzzyPuffling · 25/09/2025 21:01

I've been preparing for DH's big birthday tomorrow. Cake making, present wrapping, hoovering, going to the library...OK, maybe not all birthday related!

  • *Birthday greetings to Mr Fuzzy, I hope you both have a lovely day tomorrow.🍾Smile
MyrtleLion · 26/09/2025 00:34

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2025 23:27

Wash your mouth out, childofthe607080s!
Bluestocking gerbils are perfect in all ways, their fur doesn't cause allergic reactions, they are trained to a high level in hospitality skills, they can mix a meeeeaaaannn Caipirinha, and they most definitely never biteSmile
Actually, I've been thinking about the gerbils' backstory - they are not just the cutest little creatures like everrrrrrGrin, historically they fulfilled a very important role in resisting the 'scraping' of MN data, and I was wondering should we tell the story of their heroic deeds?

We should.

I don't know all the lore, but I can make up some adorable rubbish look into it and make a start.

However it is now tomorrow so it will have to wait. Though I am quite excited as it's my birthday early next week and DH and DSD will be spoiling me with prosecco and takeaway this evening (Friday), dinner by the river on Saturday and more prosecco and presents on the day.

I also booked tickets at the RSC to see Measure for Measure later in October. It's my favourite Shakespeare play (though As You Like It runs a very close second), is very rarely performed and has been given five stars by the Guardian.

MarieDeGournay · 26/09/2025 09:03

I like the sound of your birthday celebrations, Myrtle, stretched to cover more than the actual daySmile
Don't forget to let us know the actual day so the Bluestocking Crew can join in the good wishes.

I have to admit I don't know Measure for Measure - I mostly know 'the ones we did at school' plus a few others - but I'm going to seek it out now you speak so highly of it.

Re the telling gerbil backstory: childofthe607080s's username suggests that she'd admire the activism and engagement of the gerbils in the era of data-scraping.

I was new to MN and specifically FWR at the time, so I didn't completely grasp where those gerbils with their odd spelling had come from... why gerbils? why the spelng? In the answers to those questions is found the deep fabric of the Bluestocking's history of resistance. And the development of AI

  • the gerbils can spell these days, and are even more cute than before, but also have grown and developed in their spheres of interest and levels of knowledge... while getting, if anything, more cute..
The Bluestocking - the one where the nights start to draw in
ErrolTheDragon · 26/09/2025 09:18

Hopefully they’ll do a stage to screen. We’ve got out of the habit since covid but we’ve seen quite a lot of good performances out in the sticks, I feel as though I’ve seen M for M live but it must have been a screened production I think in 2019.

Taztoy · 26/09/2025 10:53

MyrtleLion · 26/09/2025 00:34

We should.

I don't know all the lore, but I can make up some adorable rubbish look into it and make a start.

However it is now tomorrow so it will have to wait. Though I am quite excited as it's my birthday early next week and DH and DSD will be spoiling me with prosecco and takeaway this evening (Friday), dinner by the river on Saturday and more prosecco and presents on the day.

I also booked tickets at the RSC to see Measure for Measure later in October. It's my favourite Shakespeare play (though As You Like It runs a very close second), is very rarely performed and has been given five stars by the Guardian.

Please do tell coz I don’t know.

Happy birthday to Mr @FuzzyPuffling

MyrtleLion · 26/09/2025 11:01

MarieDeGournay · 26/09/2025 09:03

I like the sound of your birthday celebrations, Myrtle, stretched to cover more than the actual daySmile
Don't forget to let us know the actual day so the Bluestocking Crew can join in the good wishes.

I have to admit I don't know Measure for Measure - I mostly know 'the ones we did at school' plus a few others - but I'm going to seek it out now you speak so highly of it.

Re the telling gerbil backstory: childofthe607080s's username suggests that she'd admire the activism and engagement of the gerbils in the era of data-scraping.

I was new to MN and specifically FWR at the time, so I didn't completely grasp where those gerbils with their odd spelling had come from... why gerbils? why the spelng? In the answers to those questions is found the deep fabric of the Bluestocking's history of resistance. And the development of AI

  • the gerbils can spell these days, and are even more cute than before, but also have grown and developed in their spheres of interest and levels of knowledge... while getting, if anything, more cute..

Synopsis of Measure for Measure from the RSC (absolutely irrelevant for a modern audience) 😉

SYNOPSIS
Vienna is teeming with brothels and loose morality, but the Duke doesn't want to use his authority to clean up the city. He departs, dressed as a friar, leaving his deputy, Angelo, in charge. Angelo is at first reluctant, but he soon starts to make changes.

CHANGING THE LAW
A young man, Claudio, gets the girl he intends to marry, Juliet, pregnant. Under a forgotten old law that Angelo has just reinstated, Claudio is arrested and sentenced to death. Angelo revives other harsh laws and threatens to demolish all the brothels. Meanwhile, the Duke returns to the city in disguise.

Lucio, Froth and others (who regularly visit Mistress Overdone's brothel) are shocked to hear of Claudio's fate and agree that Lucio should visit Claudio's sister, Isabella, in her convent. They persuade her to leave the convent and appeal to Angelo to spare her brother.

A BARGAIN
Angelo offers to spare Claudio's life if Isabella will sleep with him, but she is about to become a nun and so refuses in order to protect her chastity. Isabella visits her brother, Claudio, in prison and explains Angelo's offer and her refusal. The Duke, disguised as a friar, overhears their conversation. Claudio begs Isabella to submit to Angelo, but she refuses. The disguised Duke tells Claudio to prepare for certain death, but secretly tells Isabella of a plan to save Claudio's life without violating her vow of chastity. He reveals that Angelo has treated his ex-fiancee, Mariana, very badly and puts Isabella in touch with her.

Isabella and Mariana fool Angelo into sleeping with Mariana. Isabella agrees to submit to Angelo as long as it is in the dark and no one speaks but, instead of her, Mariana keeps the agreed meeting. Angelo will then have committed the same 'crime' as Claudio.

MEANWHILE IN PRISON...
Constable Elbow brings Pompey into the prison for being a pimp. Lucio meets the disguised Duke and pretends that he knows the Duke well, describing him as immoral. The Duke is outraged and determined to get revenge. Mistress Overdone and a group of prostitutes are also imprisoned. Mistress Overdone discloses that Lucio has made one of her prostitutes pregnant and refused to marry her.

The Provost of the jail receives instructions from Angelo, demanding that Claudio be put to death at once. The Provost and Pompey devise a plan to execute another prisoner instead of Claudio, although the prisoner (Barnardine) is less keen on the idea of such a hasty death.

THE ENDING
Luckily, another prisoner has just died of a fever, and his head is sent to Angelo instead of Claudio's. The disguised Duke tells Isabella that Claudio has been executed but says she will be able to speak to the Duke personally about Angelo. Lucio, believing he is still speaking to a friar, admits to the Duke that he made a prostitute pregnant.

Once the Duke's 'return' is announced, Angelo regrets executing Claudio. Isabella publicly denounces Angelo, but the Duke pretends to disbelieve her and has her arrested.

THE RESOLUTION
A friar (Peter) comes forward to support Isabella's story, and Mariana confirms that she was the one to sleep with Angelo and that he had earlier refused to marry her. The Duke (in disguise again) also confirms Isabella and Mariana's stories and, during a scuffle, is revealed to be the returned Duke.

On the Duke's orders, Friar Peter marries Mariana to Angelo, whom the Duke immediately condemns to death. The two women plead for Angelo's life, and the Duke relents. The Duke then has both Barnardine and Claudio brought before him, frees Barnardine and reunites Isabella with her brother. Lucio is forced to marry the prostitute he made pregnant, and is then condemned to death so that his widow can inherit his money. Finally, the Duke proposes marriage to Isabella and the play ends.

DeanElderberry · 26/09/2025 13:15

Isn't it lovely to meet cultured people in the Bluestocking. Such elevating topics of conversation.

I've had my 'flu jab.

MyrtleLion · 26/09/2025 13:29

I have taken pictures of all my squares and added up the total number knitted since 12 June. This doesn't include a couple of tiny squares and some that were ripped up because they were too hard.

In total, including Swashy's squares (not pictured), I have knitted 135 squares.

I have actually run out of wool, aside from enough teal to make one more square (which I might use for borders), and a small ball end from each of the colours.

The Bluestocking - the one where the nights start to draw in
The Bluestocking - the one where the nights start to draw in
The Bluestocking - the one where the nights start to draw in
The Bluestocking - the one where the nights start to draw in
SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 26/09/2025 13:42

Run out of wool? Run out of wool?

I’m sorry, @MyrtleLion -that is a disaster!

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