I blame JKRowling

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For shrinking the size of Monster Munch and shrinkflation generally.

Also the existence of belly button fluff

What do you blame her for?

I think it was JKR who stole the bean roll from a poster on another thread. She'd gone all the way to Knaresborough for it too! The poster blamed her poor DH got his work involved. It was a whole thing.

As for JKR being Jack the Ripper? They do share two initials...coincidence?🤔

Thank you, @NoBinturongsHereMate - I’ll give it a go!

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Trampeltier

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I heard that she sours milk and causes cattle to be barren. She is also almost certainly responsible for the untimely death of my violas - I've raised this point several times now, but has she apologised? Has she buggery.

But her most heinous, most unforgivable of crimes is that the last day of submissions in the Sandie Peggie hearing is the SAME DAY that The Hallmarked Man is released. How am I supposed to find out what happens to Strike and Robin AND listen to Naomi Cunningham at the same time, woman? 😡

the last day of submissions in the Sandie Peggie hearing is the SAME DAY that The Hallmarked Man is released

what?

what?

WHAT?

WHAT?

It's true.

Hallmarked Man release date: 2nd September.

Submissions: 1st and 2nd September.

That woman's evil knows no bounds.

Thankfully I don't read JKRs books so can watch the submissions without feeling all itchy about not reading the book.

For calling out bullshit and telling it as it is.

I blame her for that.

fekkit she's a bad woman

she came into my garden overnight and untucked the tent door, and I found my wooden mallet sitting in a puddle after a recent downpour. She's got no respect. 0/10 would not invite for a sleepout again.

kumbyeya, kumbyebye amirite?

Shit! Does that mean I need to email the court again?

Bloody JKRowling distracting me with her book! What an smack badger she is 🤬

Yay. Roll on Tuesday.
It's all her fault that I can't settle to reading anything at the moment.

To ask if they'll move the submission date?!

Double points if the Tribunal re-opens on Monday only to be immediately adjourned due to unavailability of one or more of the Advocates being busy with a Strike novel

🤣🤣🤣

I would but JKR would probably block it 🤬

Nah, to get remote access!

She's Dorian Gray staying youthful while her stretch marks and hangover wrinkles are forced onto the rest of us.

Yeah, that JKR. I mean, first she attacks transfolk, then she funds hate groups, then she tweets in mockery about asexuals, then she withdraws funding from the Gingerbread single mom charity forcing their helpline to close down, then she posts a mocking photo from her yacht laughing about the hate she's sown. I mean, what next?

Ya'll are right. This is great fun, chatting about all the made up awful stuff she's done 😁😋

Firstly: you've completely missed the point of this entire thread. Hilarious.

Secondly: you appear to have joined MN today (unless you've name changed) simply to slag off JKR all over FWR. You launched a personal attack on RapidOnsetGenderCritic which got the thread deleted, you called MN an "open sewer", you've called posters on here bullies.

You've made untrue assertions about JKR because that's all you've seen from your extremely narrow online perspective across the pond.

What a way to make an entrance!

OK, SeinfeldsMom, you win!
Our attempts to make up inaccurate accusations against JKR look feeble alongside yours, you are so much better at it than the rest of us. And you've managed to make up lots of them, most of us just managed one or two.

Do you have chin hairs? That’s JKR’s fault as well. Especially those thick ones that appear inches long overnight, that’s her being extra evil.

Would this be the RapidOnsetGenderCritic who started a whole thread to single(call?) out another person who dared to be living an experience ROGC disapproved of?

The one where I came to the defence of ROGC's poor victim?

That thread, you mean?

Poor victim? I think you mean extremely dodgy man who wants to infiltrate women's single sex spaces and force everyone to believe he's a woman. While posting inappropriately about breasts.

That victim?

It is definitely JKR’s fault that I have to pause my TV programme to read MN and it’s taking hours to watch the latest episode of Foundation and Invasion.

AND it’s her fault that I forgot to cancel my free subscription to Apple Music within the trial period, even though I set a reminder.

@SeinfeldsMom - can you explain how a human being can actually change sex? Or why women and girls - the biological kind - don’t deserve single sex spaces, for their safety and dignity?

Did they? I didn't know that; I just saw this person being attacked by someone who looked a whooooole lot like a crazy anti-gay evangelist to me.

But then, if the victim did do that - and we're gonna need some proof, honey - does that justify the thread being started? I don't think so. My stance stands.

"can you explain how a human being can actually change sex?"

They can't, honey. It's your definition of sex that's a lil' wonky.