I blame JKRowling

[RedToothBrush]

For shrinking the size of Monster Munch and shrinkflation generally.

Also the existence of belly button fluff

What do you blame her for?

No I don't go that far.

We don't do irons in this house.

I have limits. Ironing is 'banned' here.

I give no shits for ceases. Life is too short.

JKR is disinterested in your opinion on that.

That's so mean, Charabanc! The only other person I can think of who would say such a mean thing is.....

😱OMG it's her! She's here! Here on this thread! Run! Run for your lives everybody!🏃🏃🏃🏃

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DS didn't get taken and he's only a baby. 🥺 Mean old JKR!