I blame JKRowling

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For shrinking the size of Monster Munch and shrinkflation generally.

Also the existence of belly button fluff

What do you blame her for?

He's a bit of a nerd already.

I can firmly blame JKRowling for that though!

I blame jkr for all the hate three armed people receive! See attached!

All the more reason for her to lend a hand occasionally surely, but does she?

No she does not! Despite the spare one.

Also, they were right, she is a "witch". The old masters caught her somewhere between 1520 (note the cigar) and around 1700, going by the style of dress. That makes her 525 to 705 years old!

I blame JKR for eating all the best bits and leaving me with mainly the thighs.

Then she disappeared in a puff of smoke without paying for her share.

OMG... was it her fault I had buy DD new school shoes in February 2020, which she wore for three weeks, then September 2020, ehich she at least wore for a few months, and then new ones again in December that she outgrew by Easter after wearing 10 times?

But thighs are the best bit, I'd be very happy with that.

Note my maths is fine. I'm, er, posting this from 200 years in the future, where I was sent by one of her mean spells.

Don't you just hate her when she does that!

So how we are all doing 200 years from now? Humanity, I mean, is MN still around?

Last one, probably.

Are there hoverboards

There used to be... but as you can probably guess...

She has also taken my phone and hidden it. Which is annoying.

Has she turned all the Disney sites into total Harry Potter world's?

Never mind there's a hot chocolate waiting for you at the pub, you look so cute!

Bugger forgot the image

ooooh looka me!

It's all JKRs fault that the AI refused for soooo many months to accept what an elderberry looked like

All convex curves, spot on. My human colouring is probably nearer to the greenish red of the under-ripe phase, but I can aspire to glistening blackness.

Phone turned up under a baking tin on the floor in the corner of the kitchen (why? JK, why?) and it's lucky I went looking because Oscar's eardrop bottle was with it (again, why?).

I reckon she outsourced that to one to Dobby.

I blame her for the rain today.

Agreed. Every time I was getting ready to set out, it rained again. Thanks for nothing, JKR! 😡

My DH drove me 300m to our favourite local restaurant for our anniversary.

Because we were drinking, I had to walk back on my crutches (the fact that I’m even on crutches is obviously JKR’s fault), and it was a really, really long way on crutches. And if JKR hadn’t proposed it as a good idea, I would have had a takeaway.

AND, in the end it was fine but a little bit sore, and it’s all JKR’s fault.

And then we had wine in front of the TV, but DH spilled my glass, so we had to clean up and put my gorgeous cream trousers in the wash. That was DEFINITELY JKR’s fault.

Alexa warned me that JKR had sent floods, well maybe not quite that but something similar that is definitely her fault.