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The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.

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Boiledbeetle · 20/08/2025 21:19

Previous thread 👇

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5387894-the-bluestocking-does-a-late-night-flit-again

Figured it was my turn for once!

Plus this way I beat the rush to the bar.

Now I must return to the previous thread to relocate my Tunnock's secret stash.

Serve yourselves until the bar gerbils arrive.

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Bannedontherun · 30/08/2025 19:00

No i like them all.

xxx

Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 19:02

Bannedontherun · 30/08/2025 19:00

No i like them all.

xxx

I have just noticed the middle one has two extra feet! It was obviously trying to replicate the hedgehog feet.

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MarieDeGournay · 30/08/2025 19:03

Things move quickly on here, don't they?!
so just nipping in to send hugs to Woley about the very difficult situation with FiL, him being so far away and so determined to stay at home come what may. It's good he's accepted some regular help, at least you'll get first-hand updates on how he's doing, that's probably the best that's humanly possible in the circs.

JanesLittleGirl · 30/08/2025 19:06

I have felt that I am an animal for some time but, as a small creature with a short nose and ginger hair, I couldn't identify myself. Then, about 3 days ago, the BBC ran this article:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp370l4370ko

That's me! I'm a golden snub nosed monkey?

And I'm having a pint in the Bluestocking. Do you think that I've overdone the blue eyeshadow?

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Bannedontherun · 30/08/2025 19:09

@JanesLittleGirl Welcome for coming out the eyeshadow is fine shading is great

Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 19:12

JanesLittleGirl · 30/08/2025 19:06

I have felt that I am an animal for some time but, as a small creature with a short nose and ginger hair, I couldn't identify myself. Then, about 3 days ago, the BBC ran this article:

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cp370l4370ko

That's me! I'm a golden snub nosed monkey?

And I'm having a pint in the Bluestocking. Do you think that I've overdone the blue eyeshadow?

Surely one can never overdo the blue eyeshadow?

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Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 19:19

I think we are going to need a capybara with a clipboard on the door with a sign in sheet to do a census getting our username and spirit animal /food item/electrical appliance (😘 @ifIwerenotanandroid )/cuddly toy/regular woman/historical woman/ pirate choices off us. (Bet I've missed somebody's identified group)

Bug/bird/mythical creature/...

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Bannedontherun · 30/08/2025 19:20

@Boiledbeetle Can you e mail me your best version, so i can have a new t shirt.

Am going to the Durham miners gala and hoping there will be a women’s contingency from LWS and from this board.

I will be behind a miners wives banner (as that) and am hoping to locate all women who want to assert our rights and get them with us miners wives as the TRAs would not come near us.

Will obviously have a male contingency ergo the miners.

thanks

Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 19:21

Bannedontherun · 30/08/2025 19:20

@Boiledbeetle Can you e mail me your best version, so i can have a new t shirt.

Am going to the Durham miners gala and hoping there will be a women’s contingency from LWS and from this board.

I will be behind a miners wives banner (as that) and am hoping to locate all women who want to assert our rights and get them with us miners wives as the TRAs would not come near us.

Will obviously have a male contingency ergo the miners.

thanks

Will do.

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JanesLittleGirl · 30/08/2025 19:22

Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 19:12

Surely one can never overdo the blue eyeshadow?

Well, Barbara Cartland would have agreed with you.

Bannedontherun · 30/08/2025 19:24

JanesLittleGirl · 30/08/2025 19:22

Well, Barbara Cartland would have agreed with you.

😂😂😂 a shining example of feminism (not)

Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 19:46

@Bannedontherun you have email

At least I hope you have or I've just sent them to Grimbut!

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Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 19:49

@Bannedontherun I did tweak a bit more

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Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 19:58

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

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Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 20:03

I need a hug she says.

Now I can't find my rings!

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Bannedontherun · 30/08/2025 20:09

I could do it but i need to be told how to link new thread to this one

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 30/08/2025 20:30

I can do it, @Bannedontherun.

Bannedontherun · 30/08/2025 20:35

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 30/08/2025 20:30

I can do it, @Bannedontherun.

Okay by me 😁

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 30/08/2025 20:39

Come one, come all - the Autumn Bluestocking is open for business. If the gerbils could kindly check all the corners to make sure no-one’s fallen asleep - we don’t want anyone locked in.

There’s a trail of Tunnock’s caramel wafers leading to the new thread.

The Autumn Bluestocking - mist, mellow fruitfulness and hot chocolate! | Mumsnet

Welcome one and all - as the nights draw in, pull up a chair to the fire, and the gerbils will be along soon with hot chocolate and Tunnock’s teacakes...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5401672-the-autumn-bluestocking-mist-mellow-fruitfulness-and-hot-chocolate

Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 20:41

Bannedontherun · 30/08/2025 20:35

Okay by me 😁

For future use click on the three dots at the top right of any post and the option to share the post should appear. Click on share and then copy the link it gives you. Then paste it into whichever thread you want to share it to.

Try sharing the link to this post on here to see if you can get it to work.

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Boiledbeetle · 30/08/2025 20:55

Giant Wombat is playing hide and seek if anyone sees her ask her to step over to the next thread as she's wrecking the suspension on the buses.

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Magpiecomplex · 30/08/2025 20:59

Giant wombat is waiting for her chauffeur (chauffeuse?)

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Magpiecomplex · 30/08/2025 21:01

Anyone seen Android? I think she said she was going to be in the lab. Make sure you make plenty of noise when you approach the door, give her time to hide the worst experiments.

lcakethereforeIam · 30/08/2025 21:04

If anyone could help me? I fell in the giant hot choc that Android made for me and I'm stuck in the bottom.

Like a spider in the bath.

But with fewer legs.

Magpiecomplex · 30/08/2025 21:05

Gemini got a bit confused but the gerbils are doing their best to get the hot chocolate bowser hitched up.

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