The Bluestocking Pub - Withered Old Haggis edition.

[Boiledbeetle]

Previous thread 👇

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5387894-the-bluestocking-does-a-late-night-flit-again

Figured it was my turn for once!

Plus this way I beat the rush to the bar.

Now I must return to the previous thread to relocate my Tunnock's secret stash.

Serve yourselves until the bar gerbils arrive.

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius Never mind knitting & Poirot - if you go down to the woods today...

Boily, have some self respect & stop hawking that ring around, willya?

And there was me feeling guilty...!

Look, Boily, we all clubbed together to get this for you. We love you, but not like that, OK?

Hopefully no one will notice it's a cheap knock off, or that a second one fell out of my pocket.

I'm off to Staunch Ally to see if any of the lads are drunk enough to think going home in an inebriated state and proposing to their other half is a good idea.

I reckon I can make a few quid.

One hot chocolate for @DeanElderberry now the AI has finally decided to play ball after way too many tries and has worked out what an elderberry is.

Thanks.

It's fine, I'm happy being a bitter, twisted old spinster.

Good idea.

Just realised why there's a rather nice VW Beetle & no sign of you in that picture. 😂

The teddy bears tried that.

It didn't end well.

But then it was the middle of Covid.

Oh dear!

I think these should be called BlueChocings. They're amazing. I'd have another but it has left me a bit soggy.

Glad the mending is going well Myrtle.

BeLemon it's better to be free and single.

NEWS FLASH:

have just been invited to be the drummer of a band called Skunk Anansie, as the drummer, they like my name….

anyone heard of them?

Does Mark know?

He has agreed to share the stage

How weird...
I am the drummer in Puffling Anansie.

I'm the percussionist for Cake Anansie? Weird!

Am practising just now keep getting weird texts from my neighbours bloody heathens

Obviously I took Ringo's job!

Can I also have panda hugs please @Boiledbeetle? And a White Russian cocktail?

I've slipped a fiver like you say and no marriage ever happened.

Time for an image update

Before

Now, (with choices)

Room for a little one, just be careful with my dress

Warning

Warning

You've got 77 posts to fight it out between you who does the next thread

@Boiledbeetle Funnily enough i was about to ask about a new t shirt.

Do you want me to attempt any tweaks?