How to be a proper woman…….according to IW’

[TwistedWonder]

https://x.com/OkayBiology/status/1946964025436221944

If you like -

1. fashion
2. make up
3. Love Island
4. going out for coffee in the morning

Then don’t worry about your chromosomes or whether you’ve got a vagina, that’s what it takes to be a typical woman according to IW’s latest X post!

But don’t they claim being a TW isn’t about gender stereotypes?

Of course it's about stereotypes. I really don't woman properly,

But what he's actually saying here is that women who speak out against men lik him are unwomanly.

He really has lost it hasn't he, although he's not a 'transwomen' anymore, didn't you hear, he's completed his transition he's now a 100% 'ciswomen'. 🤮

Wonder what that makes me then?
Presumably a man, although the birthing children and breastfeeding bit has be flummoxed.

I'm properly shit at womanning, it appears!

Sucks to be IW then really, as I am a woman, and he's not!

Oh dear. I only score 1 out of 4 because I like going out for coffee. Does that mean i'm 75% something else?

Oh yes I did hear that apparently he’s biological woman now.

Does that include his prostate?

If I become the kind of woman who enjoys fashion and Love Island I want someone to give me a CT-scan to figure out what has gone wrong. It’s the antithesis of my personality.

I’ll just keep sitting on the sofa with my cramps, passing damn clots, because perimenopause is no fun.

Shit! I'm womaning wrong! 😭

OMG, better get myself down to a make up counter and trowel on the bronzer... also got to catch up on crappy (IMHO) reality TV??

God, it's a sad world when Love Island defines anything about you ( apart from liking reality TV).

He is a Muppet, isn't he! None of my female friends like Love Island, even my teenage daughter thinks it's rubbish. They have varying attitudes to make up, fashion and coffee, but they're all still women, unlike India.

Another one here who just isn't womaning properly according to IW. Hoever, I'm a woman and he's not, so still ahead despite my lack of interest in Love Island.

Ha! Snap on the perimenopause and cramps 👊 Can I please identify out of this bit of womanhood?

I think he should apply to take part in Love Island. It would be water cooler TV.

Men just can't help mansplaining can they? Talk about conforming to stereotype. 🙄

India keeps a cervix in a jar by the door

Let that penetrate

When womanhood can encompass so many expansive and wonderful things, when girls and women are capable of endless possibilities, when we can carry and nurture life, we can be so strong and tenacious and brave, and we can finally live free of so much that has historically held women back - to reduce it to this trite, tedious, petty bullshit is depressing. What a dullard.

I scored 3 out of 4, I'm more woman than I thought 😉

Seriously though, IW is one absolutely vile twat of a man 🤢

Thing is somedays I wear make up and dresses, other days I chuck on leggings a T-shirt and trainers.

Some mornings I pop out for a coffee with friends, others I can barely be arsed to get dressed and leave the sofa.

Sometimes I watch a chick flick, others I watch football.

Sometimes I like a Pina Colada with sparklers and a paper umbrella, other days I fancy a nice glass of wine now and again I swig lager straight out the bottle.

Because women are not stereotypes who behave in a certain way every single day of our lives.

Regardless of what I wear, what I watch on tv and what I spend my life doing, I am something IW will never be - a biological woman

There’s nothing more manly than a man sitting around opining as to why & how he’s actually a woman.

Women don’t need a to do list of how to woman properly. I could call myself Keith, wear a bikini top & y-fronts, breastfeed at the same time as watching Andrew Tate videos & punching the air. Whatever guff I believed or said about myself I’d still always be a woman.

Willoughby is a failed man (yet still not a woman).

I have no interest in fashion
I do not own or use makeup
I cannot abide Love Island or any kind of reality show
I dislike coffe (though am happy to meet up with friends for wine or beer)
I do not define womanhood through such lame stereotypes and there are plenty of male people who like these 4 things, as is their right. Doesn't make any of them womanly.

To be a woman you need to
(A) be human
(B) be born female
(C) survive past puberty

There are no requirement for taste in clothes, personal body decoration or hair, appreciation for any kind or art or cultural thing, or any other activity, needed to qualify for being a woman.

No male person can become a woman by any means whatsoever. They are entirely at liberty to perform feminity stereotypes if that's what they enjoy, it's good they have that freedom, that will not make them a woman.

A bit like Eleanor Rigby, only in her case it was a face- Eleanor Rigby [a] had a cervix and [b] kept it where it belonged😄

100% - nothing screams male entitlement more than mansplaining how to be a ‘proper’ woman and claiming to be a better woman for adhering to ludicrous outdated stereotypes.

I'm 25% woman then, and I used to be 0% woman until 2023.

Does anyone know what sort of responses his latest ludicrousity has got?

All the deluded people where do they all come from?
All the deluded people where do they all belong?

@KassandraOfSparta we need to start our own movement, apart from coffee I have NO interest in any of the list, worse still I prefer beer. Thank Heavens my poor DM isn't here to see this 😂