How to be a proper woman…….according to IW’

[TwistedWonder]

https://x.com/OkayBiology/status/1946964025436221944

If you like -

1. fashion
2. make up
3. Love Island
4. going out for coffee in the morning

Then don’t worry about your chromosomes or whether you’ve got a vagina, that’s what it takes to be a typical woman according to IW’s latest X post!

But don’t they claim being a TW isn’t about gender stereotypes?

Although now he thinks he's a natural biological woman due to hormones, surely he'd reject the tw label.

But then he couldn’t claim to be ‘Britain’s’ first trans news reader’.

Quite the dilemma.

i would say ‘humans could do any or none of those things!’

True. He'll change his tune as it suits him.

Shame all his tunes sound like a 3 year old with a recorder.

Oh dear. I only score 1/4 and tbh I prefer going out for coffee in the afternoon. Do maybe that's 0.5/4

JKR is only 5ft 4? Don't know why I'm surprised, she just always looks taller.

Personality, talent and wit will do that.

And 4 inch heels....

I don't get it. Does he know for a fact that the four women he mentions don't like those things? What's his point? Is that how we're defining sex?

I reckon my method is better.

I would bet money that the four women he mentions have fannies, without asking what their TV habits are, what hot drinks they like, or looking in their wardrobes and make-up bags. Or seeing their fannies. I'd also bet Rowling, for one, has better clothes, shoes, make-up, coffee machine and TV.

I reckon he has a cock. Or had one. His make-up is shit and he looks a bit like a bag of gravel in a hairnet.

I think everyone uses the same method with 99.67% accuracy.

Just India, posting about the womanly things he does, as usual. Nothing weird about that. No. No siree

The bad news for Indie is that makes her very much an average woman.

Omg, I 've been womaning all wrong! The only feeling i get after using a loo is relief.
How can I get these thrills please?

India was very careful there to imply he'd broken the law without actually saying so.

My husband loves love island. He’s also quite into fashion. And coffee. Wait until he realises he’s 75% woman.
Of the list, I do wear makeup so by his criteria, I’m 25% women. Still, all is not lost, between us, we are 100% one woman.
Phew.

When JKR organised that lunch, India really seemed to struggle with the fact that some of the women had very short hair & no makeup & were wearing trousers. And yet they counted as women & he didn’t.

Honestly, I think it would be great to have a special word and identity for the people of both sexes who like girlie stuff to bond under. It just shouldn't be any of the words that are associated with the female sex. (Including "girlie")

"Fluffbunnies" would be a good one.

I think I'm going to call people who cleave to and enjoy and feel self - actualised by the softer pinker side of late capitalism "fluffbunnies".

Girl -boss -> Bunnyboss
Girlie spa day -> bunny spa day
Meeting the girls for coffee -> meeting the buns for coffee

Instead of talking about ones feminine side, talk about ones fluffbunny side.

Yes, I think this will work :)

Buns do go well with coffee. But bunny sounds rather Playboy.

He’s desperate, always. Posting his euphoria about using a public toilet (& we all know where the euphoria comes from). Although apparently being secure that he’s a biological woman, because he takes his surgically & chemically altered body out for coffee & let’s it watch Love Island.

Unfair on bunnies. I’m pretty sure they understand the sexes, unlike IW.
It really is remarkable someone can put together the 3 words ‘naturally biologically female’ without apparently understanding what any of them mean.

TRAs do make me laugh. He mentioned the one that writes books in his video but when JKR responded, all his flying monkeys posted “OMG. She’s obsessed with you”!!!

Yep, that's not a bug it's a feature. Playboy bunny is definitely within the broad church of references amd influences that is Fluffbunny.

Fluffbunnies like to be sexually objectified. It validates them. But it has to be the type that puts them on a pedestal not the type that shouts crude things in the street (Fluffbunnies don't realise it's all the same thing underneath. Critical thinking and uncomfortable thoughts are not Fluffbunny.)

Iirc some of them do actually like wolf whistling etc. Though maybe that’s the subsection who for some reason crave validation.

Apart from being a really weird video to make generally, wouldn’t that be a SUPER weird video to make if you had a friend sat at the table with you?

Hands up who doesn’t believe he really is having coffee with friends… ✋✋

It's just another version of the way many men seen to think if they can find a logical reason that a woman's "no" is invalid that means she has to sleep with them.

"I'm biological and my passport says female so I am a biological female!" and biology disappears in a puff of logic 😂

India dear, you know very well what biological female means, you know very well that you are not one, and finding ways to reread words to make them say something else doesn't change in reality one single teeny tiny biological cell of you from a biological man to a biological woman.

Bearing in mind bunnies are 'at it like rabbits', I've no doubt that bunnies are quite knowledgeable re the sex of other bunnies! 🐰

Oh yes. I put crude specifically to separate the wolf whistle from shouting crude sexually agressive suggestions.