How to be a proper woman…….according to IW’

[TwistedWonder]

https://x.com/OkayBiology/status/1946964025436221944

If you like -

1. fashion
2. make up
3. Love Island
4. going out for coffee in the morning

Then don’t worry about your chromosomes or whether you’ve got a vagina, that’s what it takes to be a typical woman according to IW’s latest X post!

But don’t they claim being a TW isn’t about gender stereotypes?

I'm not really fussed about any of those things but I love looking after my daughter's children. The daughter who I gave birth to out of my vagina after carrying her in my womb for 37 weeks, the daughter I breast fed for 10 months.

It's really quite sad, all these posts on X where women ask TW for tampons, it's just lies and fantasy. In all the years I had periods I never once asked a stranger, I would have asked a friend or bought some. Do they really think we believe their nonsense?

Yeah decades Ive been having periods! and I've a) never been caught short as always have sanpro in my handbag and rucksack, one of which, which I always have with me b) even if I was caught short I would go to a nearby shop and buy some c) in the unlikely chance there were no shops nearby I would use toilet roll temporarily. I would never, and have never, asked a woman never mind a bloke if they had a tampon.

I suspect if people are asking for tampons they are doing it as a joke - not nice really taking the piss out of someone but I can get the humour

I did once ask someone, up a mountain in a ski restaurant when I had no chance of getting anywhere near a shop for several hours. So that is once in 40 years.

I’ve never been asked or heard of anyone being asked. It also fits the fantasy that all women use tampons, which they don’t.

I wouldn’t pay any heed to the ramblings of a man who appears to be sat at a table with his imaginary friends, on what he defines a woman is, based entirely on regressive stereotypes.

I’m a woman and I don’t like any of the things he mentioned, I’m also more likely to meet my friends for a walk or go for a swim with them than sit at a cafe.

All these years I’ve been walking around believing I’m a woman based on my biology. India has enlightened me that there’s actually a “right way” to be a woman, it appears
that unbeknownst to me I’ve been doing it wrong 🙄

1. No
2. No
3. For my sins, yes
4. No

I am still a woman. IW is still a bloke. HTH.

It includes his cervix, which he offered to show us all on TV.

It's never pads, is it?

I can't for the life of me think why. It can't possibly be the way they're used, where exactly they're placed. Not in a million years.

They probably ask each other. It’s the same tampons doing the rounds for years - never taken out of the wrapper.

India puts them in his ears. (Warning, racist language from India)

I don’t do any of these things. I do, however, happen to be entering menopause, so, I know I’m a woman alright.

• fashion: I don't care about fashion. I tend to live in band t-shirts and jeans.
• make up: I don't care about make up.
• Love Island: I'd say I fucking hate Love Island, but I've never watched it, as it sounds fucking awful
• going out for coffee in the morning: I fucking hate coffee, regardless of time of day.

Shit, gig's up - I'm clearly a bloke! I'll tell my son, who I carried in my womb and pushed out of my vagina, to call me dad. I'll tell my husband he's gay. I'll tell my boss they need to pay me more. I'll start interrupting more qualified women than me and talking bollocks about stuff they know more about, or repeat what they've just said and take the credit.

Yaaaaay.

I think we all need to quieten down and listen. We can all learn a lot from this gentleman.

Transwomen always end up a stereotypical parody of what they think women are like.

How many women walk around in 6 inch stilettoes and a mini skirt during the day? None.

How many transwomen walk around in 6 inch stilettoes and a mini skirt during the day? Practically every one I've seen.

Jonathan has got his knickers in a knot again I see...

If IW didn’t come out as a TIM until he was 50, why did he think he was entitled to use women’s facilities from the age of 13/14 onwards?

Someone did do the maths on his claim of how many times he’s been in the ladies over the last 47 years - more than 60 times a day. Maybe a prostate problem?

I suppose an attacker might not try to attack if there was another man or older boy in the ladies loo. So it's not a great surprise he never saw anything? I don't know. I don't understand the rules on this. None of us can really.

Not just a woman - superwoman!
(I've had 2 at 9lbs, but I bow to you!)

And why is the focus always on violence and attacks. There are lots of reasons I don’t want males to be in female only provision, and the increase risk of ‘attack’ is but 1 reason. For me, it’s not even the priority reason.

I've never seen it so it never happens 🙄

Oh shit! My mom lives in another country and has never seen Love Island. Should I tell her she’s really a man? And my dad that he’s been in a gay marriage for over 50 years?

My theory is that he's just taking the piss.
Nobody is really that ridiculously stupid?

Are they??

Got to be a piss take. Surely!

You know how it's said that men's brains are in their pants? This must have been the case for Windy and then he had the chop...