The Bluestocking Women's Pub, where brains can exist in a single state

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Welcome all. The booze here is minimally intoxicating, the food is calorie free and the staff are warm and cuddly. And if the thread title sounds nonsensical, blame the guy Myrtle was listening to this evening!

Was it a very spicy low-loader @FlowerUser?

Oops, wrong thread. This gets so complicated.

My menfolk are specialists at not being able to find things in plain sight, @EdithStourton. The usual excuse is that they were hiding under some air molecules.

I know!

It’s chaos. Absolute carnage. I’m going to stay calmly here until this one’s finished.

It’s appeared now! Maybe they thought it contained drugs or something.

Frankly, I’m not sure that even android knows what really in there…

Ah, yes; I see it now.

Perhaps it was the drug-like paraphernalia in the windows. Probably had to do a stop and search. Understandable, to be fair.

Bless them, their spelling has gone to pot again.
I'm still awake. DH is intermittently snoring. Not sure what SIL is up to, and not going to find out because I'll get caught in conversation.

If I nod off, can someone just shove me on a bus and get me into bed at the other end?

Cheers, @FlowerUser ! Much appreciated.

It’s a bit of a panic, for some reason.

We need Boily. She’s a great gerbil-wrangler.

Yep, we have that one too.
Where is X?
Where you left it/where it is meant to be/in this room in plain sight.

Ooh, I don’t think you should nod off @EdithStourton

Think of all the SIL silence you’ll
miss if you do…

True. Boiley is very good at managing the moves.

I see someone’s quoted me in the next thread, but I can’t handle being in two dimensions at once. I’m going to have to fill this one by myself, aren’t I, so I can move on….

<furtive look around no boiled in sight bags up the snowballs>

Sleeper train arranged for all our guests upstairs. When it arrives at the new thread they

wake up in their beds as if nothing has changed.

Oh, that is inspired, Banned.

Can I join you in bagging up if I agree to keep an eye on the door?

@FlowerUser

Are those gerbils looking anxious, do you think? Or perhaps praying?

Sadly they are quite anxious at thread move time. They worry that they’re not doing a good enough job or that they’ve missed something.

I try to reassure them but maybe they’re missing the lion.

With the talk of snowballs, now I have a chocolate urge. I think I’ll have to pop to the actual cupboard and break off a few strips of dark.

That is heartbreaking @FlowerUser ❤️

Er okay but you can only have one….

Locking up time.

It should all be fine.

Bloody Hell @Bannedontherun

Were you an only child?? 🤣

We did it!!