The Bluestocking Women's Pub, where brains can exist in a single state

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Welcome all. The booze here is minimally intoxicating, the food is calorie free and the staff are warm and cuddly. And if the thread title sounds nonsensical, blame the guy Myrtle was listening to this evening!

I just tried the same style with the baby photo of me I used the other day to turn me into a beetle, but using your photo style. (Then I got it to turn me into a muppet I prefer the muppet).

I wonder what your wedding photo would like like as muppets? (Go on. You know you want to)

Baby MuppetBeetle (BoiledMuppet sounds v cruel) is adorable!

Walrus and me at our civil wedding.

🤣 BoiledMuppet

Re. motto. Definitely the let the gerbils sort it out one. I want it as a cross stitch sampler hung on the wall.

God I'm loving the wedding photos (I can't do my wedding photos as I've yet to meet the right beetle)

He's a lucky pinniped.

I’m glad it’s Friday!

So sorry @FlowerUser ❤️. Really hope you enjoy your holiday… Agree that the sealant is a bit of good news.

Sorry also to @MarieDeGournay . I’m just a bit rubbish at flirting. I really do hope you aren’t offended by my lack of social graces, and I love your posts. It’s probably due to me spending all these years at sea…

I didn’t know Woley was a wolf either! But guessed the pic was her. I remember “It’s the wolef; it’s the wolef” too!

The rooks are being very vocal right now, and I just walked past a crime scene in the woods. Blocked off by the police and they’d placed a large black screen in front of a 4x4 that was there earlier. A fire engine was parked at the top of the lane and the police seemed to be dismantling the car behind the screen. It’s all very exciting for this neck of the woods and I’m hoping for some village intel over the course of the weekend.

I may have just nabbed the @Boiledmuppet name on mumsnet!!

Thank you!

I’m glad the fix seems easy. We plan to refurbish but don’t have the money yet and I worried it would be an expensive problem.

What a lovely thread. I'm idly wondering why I've failed to appreciate - or even post - on a Bluestocking thread 😊

I can’t guess! Are you receiving a visitor, or maybe ejecting one?

I had my moments!

Both depending on whether it's morning or evening!

Well @MrsOvertonsWindow you must come in and sit by the summer fire, which throws out light but no heat. Until it gets chilly. Would you like to order a drink?

You're a quick stitcher Cake!

Hello @MrsOvertonsWindow . I recognise your name from some other threads, where I think I have liked your submissions quite a lot.

Is the guest someone we know? (I’m
not sure if we’re still playing the guessing game, but thought I’d throw it in to see where it goes…)

The gerbils are very efficient if you fancy staying for a while!

Shall I relate to you all an amusing overheard conversation on the train yesterday?

Two young men oiks discussing their recent run ins with the law ( and please read this in a West country accent)

"I'm not going magistrates, I gotta go big boys court. I don't remember running no police officer down. Anyway, the video stopped before I got out of the driver's seat..."

Despairing of the future.

My sister is here tomorrow, I have a tax bill to pay! I need her to check the figures!

Thank you. I am in need of a calming hot toddy to counter being exasperated by so much fuckwittery elsewhere on the board. 😊

Thank you so much BB- my own window 😊

My sympathies. Tax returns are the pits

Hello @MrsOvertonsWindow. I love your posts. The gerbils can be very, very literal minded although that's over compensated for by their winning desire to please.

I had the title and the surround already Beetle. Was just waiting for the right motto.

I think ChatGPT has decided that @MrsOvertonsWindow is related to me. But a hot toddy and Rosy the red panda have arrived.

Rosy is excellent at providing cuddles.