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ifIwerenotanandroid · 01/10/2024 17:34

Got this for 'oh oh and he's buttered bed and a cat'. The others were even more... well... let's just say nobody needs to see that.

Bluestocking! The Gerbical
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DeanElderberry · 01/10/2024 17:34

But thanks to little gerbils for kind thoughts.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/10/2024 17:37

If anyone does have a buttered bed, Colin will happily clean it up.

Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2024 17:39

Android, I think congratulations are due for thoroughly befuddling the AI!

DeanElderberry · 01/10/2024 17:40

What the AI missed is that if the cat sleeps in the bed regularly it is covered in cat hair, and as soon as the butter arrived it got coated with yet more of it.

Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2024 17:42

ifIwerenotanandroid · 01/10/2024 17:29

So you can have a separate latte & broth & no cat, or a cat & the latte-broth melange. Sorry, Boily.

All four photo options please!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 01/10/2024 17:47

Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2024 17:39

Android, I think congratulations are due for thoroughly befuddling the AI!

I fed its own words into it.

I think we humans have finally found a way to fight back.

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FuzzyPuffling · 01/10/2024 18:15

The AI has boiled it's head
When asked to show "buttery bed"
It gave us a cat
Then it's power went "splat"
And it's given us Lego instead.

Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2024 18:38

FuzzyPuffling · 01/10/2024 18:15

The AI has boiled it's head
When asked to show "buttery bed"
It gave us a cat
Then it's power went "splat"
And it's given us Lego instead.

I asked it to draw your poem, it ignored the butter bit and boiling of heads

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FuzzyPuffling · 01/10/2024 18:46

Genius Boily!

Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2024 18:59

I'm just contemplating what to have for pudding. I feel very caked out after the grand opening last night. I might go for something light, a fruit bowl... with double cream, in one of those brandy basket type things. Maybe some crushed meringue and a nice raspberry coulis, some crushed nuts and mini marshmallows, oh and a sparkler.

Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2024 19:08

If you're feeling caked out, Boily, I'd suggest this...

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 01/10/2024 19:12

Ladies, does anybody else write & recognise this part of the process?

I've only written in a very small way, but I remember once getting stuck on a plot point & not knowing how to resolve it, so I drove into town & did some shopping. As I was crossing the car park to get back to my car, the complete scene with perfect dialogue came into my mind & played out in my head. I drove home & thankfully it was still so clear in my mind that I could write it out & fill in all the bits around it.

I found the process of writing quite fascinating.

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Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2024 19:17

Not fiction, but I do find I need to go for a walk to get complicated experimental designs sorted out!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 01/10/2024 19:18

Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2024 19:17

Not fiction, but I do find I need to go for a walk to get complicated experimental designs sorted out!

Do you figure them out, or do they pop up fully formed?

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ErrolTheDragon · 01/10/2024 19:21

I write code not literature, but the same sort of thing happens - no idea how to solve a problem or design an interface or whatever, go away and do something else and at some point I'll think 'oh yeah'.

Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2024 19:21

Bit of both. Often I'll get stuck on something, go for a walk, and at some point during the walk the solution just pops into my head. I try to make sure I only do that while walking though, it used to happen while driving and it's quite terrifying getting home and realising you have no recollection whatsoever of the journey! So now I have the radio on to keep me focused.

Bannedontherun · 01/10/2024 20:47

I used to play pool back in the eighties. Practiced every day in a pool hall on my lunch then down the pub in the evening to play some more, in an a league team, only woman.

So here is a true story from my past.

A bunch of mates and me gathered in the city we were from on Christmas Day Eve. We went on a pub crawl, all a bit tiddly.

My mates were all girly, big hair, high heels lots of make up. I was more the doc martin black tights type, minimal make up.

Decided to head nearer home dropped in local pub of ruffty tuffties

Headed to the bogs as my girlfriends did, where hair was back combed, heavy duty hairspray was re-administered, and loud heavy make up re applied.

I used to watch in awe.

In the bar was a pool table and the girls wanted me to play so I had to have 2 pints of water first whilst awaiting my turn.

Anyway a bloke with “cut here” tattooed on his neck was the winner and my turn was to play him.

Him “do you want me to set up love”

Me “nah I can do it” <sets up triangle balance black and does nifty flick as wind up>

<background silence>

Him “Do you want me to break?”

Me “nah heads or tales?”

I win.

I break good and hard, smart back spin, pot three balls, of the same colour and go on to pot two more.

So he has seven balls on the table I have two.

Me dead pan “over to you”

His mates (various versions of cave occupants) all fall about laughing at him.

Whilst watching him fluff it, my mates hand me a bottle of pils and Joan Jett “bad reputation” is now playing on the juke box.

I pot the other two and place the white perfectly for the “kill” (the black ball).

I am shitting it I have to win this, and win it now, seven balling someone is a major humiliation.

Slug my pils, shaky hand clears

Black goes in without touching the sides.

Much jumping about by my mates.

Whole lotta Rosey comes on the juke box.

I beat to others then left with my mates.

True story and part of my contribution to feminism.

Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2024 20:50
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@Bannedontherun Marvellous!

Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2024 20:54

Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2024 19:08

If you're feeling caked out, Boily, I'd suggest this...

Finally finished that little plate of cheese you gave me! Very nice! I may need to go brush the crumbs of cheese off me in a minute!

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Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2024 21:22

You're doing an excellent impression of a cheesy Wotsit, Boily!

Boiledbeetle · 01/10/2024 21:29

Magpiecomplex · 01/10/2024 21:22

You're doing an excellent impression of a cheesy Wotsit, Boily!

I am actually (judging from the amount of empty packet wrappers) currently turning into a marmite cheese puff!

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MarieDeGournay · 01/10/2024 21:47

Great story well told, Bannedontherun
It could only have been bettered by 'Brass in Pocket' by the Pretenders playing in the background, it's impossible not to swagger when that song's playing!

I heard a somewhat similar story where the lads were so freaked out by being beaten by a woman that they literally [as in literally] ran out the door of the pub, laughing like embarrassed hyenas, and disappeared into the night..

EdithStourton · 01/10/2024 22:47

ErrolTheDragon · 01/10/2024 17:28

The cadence and comprehensibility of that remind me of having to some Chaucer for English O level.

It reminded me of a German picture book we were given for the Dc many moons ago. Now and then it would make sense and then... no.

EdithStourton · 01/10/2024 22:54

various versions of cave occupants Love that, @Bannedontherun

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