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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Facepalm of the morning 🤦

132 replies

Dinosaurlover · 25/09/2024 09:31

Want to lose weight faster? Be non binary! 😂

Good news for us ladies, I was looking about calorie deficits to lose weight and came across this. Did you know that non binaries are able to eat more calories and still lose weight than us more women? 😂😂

Off to declare myself theyself and gorge on cake!

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murasaki · 25/09/2024 13:25

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 13:21

Perhaps they used the Duckworth-Lewis method?

Impenetrable even to this long term cricket watcher. So yes, maybe so!

NotBadConsidering · 25/09/2024 13:26

Dieticians failing to factor in gastrogenders in weight loss tools is the sort of exclusionary bigoted micro aggression facing the LGBTQIA+ community daily 🤬:

https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Gastrogender

Gastrogender

https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Gastrogender

Snowypeaks · 25/09/2024 13:26

NotBadConsidering · 25/09/2024 13:26

Dieticians failing to factor in gastrogenders in weight loss tools is the sort of exclusionary bigoted micro aggression facing the LGBTQIA+ community daily 🤬:

https://lgbtqia.wiki/wiki/Gastrogender

😂😂

LadyQuackBeth · 25/09/2024 13:30

IDontHateRainbows · 25/09/2024 12:36

OMG did they actually just take the difference between the male and female figures and divide by 2 to get the non binary figure? Makes (non) sense!

To be honest, I'm glad nobody in healthcare has tied themselves in knots trying to accommodate them and get personalised advice - they've just gone for the check box approach.

You can tell that it was male and female until someone complained and they stuck this in to placate them. If a NB person genuinely thinks they can eat differently to their sex class, there are bigger problems at play.

Ereshkigalangcleg · 25/09/2024 13:45

That is hilarious Grin

NPET · 25/09/2024 13:46

ScarlettSunset · 25/09/2024 09:35

Hurrah!
I don't consider myself to have a gender (I'm female cos I was born like that and don't know how it 'feels' to be any different). Does that make me non binary by default? Great news if it means I can have more calories without putting on weight!

Love your comment. I usually say I'M female cos I was born with a v rather than a p; anyone care to argue?

MsNeis · 25/09/2024 13:52

Such good news!! I wish I'd known earlier!
🤣

SeptemberIRememberALoveOnceNewHasNowGrownOld · 25/09/2024 13:54

Snowypeaks · 25/09/2024 13:26

😂😂

Please note that many pages on this wiki come from a time when resourcing was not required.

Yes, quite. Not just the LGBTQIA wiki.
lgbtqia.wiki

ArabellaScott · 25/09/2024 15:18

As a Libran pansexual agender transfemme-boi, I am hugely disappointed to realise that I should eat a balanced diet.

Uhhuhuhhuh · 25/09/2024 15:23

Could someone tell me how to contact them as I am kaboomgender (gender.fandom.com/wiki/Kaboomgender) and unsure how many calories I should be eating because they’ve decided to choose only 3 of the available 4797 genders to give a calorie allowance for.

ErrolTheDragon · 25/09/2024 16:21

Falderalagain · 25/09/2024 12:24

Starsign diet - does that mean Geminis should eat for two? I'm willing to try ...

Capricorns eat anything they can reach!Grin

Libras are presumably the only group obsessively weighing their portions.

Igneococcus · 25/09/2024 16:30

As an aquarian, for whom a liquid diet is optimal,

As a fellow aquarian, may I ask how you deal with your liquid diet just diluting into your aqueous habitat?

ReadWithScepticism · 25/09/2024 16:33

As a fellow aquarian, may I ask how you deal with your liquid diet just diluting into your aqueous habitat?

I prefer to think of the mingling as "queering the diet-habitat boundary". I just love the way that the beer transgresses into the sea.

Igneococcus · 25/09/2024 16:39

I think I might prefer my beer non-queered :(

murasaki · 25/09/2024 16:43

As an Aries currently non binary diner, my mac and cheese should probably be done in time for me to put a dress on on Friday. Theoretically. If I end up in a t shirt and jeans as per, I blame the pseudo science.

ArabellaScott · 25/09/2024 16:46

Igneococcus · 25/09/2024 16:39

I think I might prefer my beer non-queered :(

Wheerfore thy queer beer, m'dear? I fear it is here! On the staier.

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 25/09/2024 17:11

OMG. That's one of the stupidest things I have ever seen!

MarieDeGournay · 25/09/2024 17:17

AllProperTeaIsTheft · 25/09/2024 17:11

OMG. That's one of the stupidest things I have ever seen!

Yeah, but we haven't half had fun with it😂

Kucinghitam · 25/09/2024 17:21

I don't have a gender, so does that mean I can eat 0 calories or ∞ calories?

IDontHateRainbows · 25/09/2024 17:31

Kucinghitam · 25/09/2024 17:21

I don't have a gender, so does that mean I can eat 0 calories or ∞ calories?

If not having a gender means 0 calories then I'm definitely defecting to the genderist side.

Can I have 2 genders like that Bunce guy who is sometimes a laydee sometimes not and have the 2 calorie limits combined?

RedToothBrush · 25/09/2024 17:32

The average human has less than two legs....

RedToothBrush · 25/09/2024 17:34

Omg.

They have a flag for it!!!

😂

Boiledbeetle · 25/09/2024 17:38

Helleofabore · 25/09/2024 09:54

I will join you on having an extra bit of cake dinosaur.

They didn’t think that through at all, did they?

I've got just the cake for the occasion.

Non binary slices all round I presume?

Except Sinner he gets a man's portion. Oh to be a man! Oh wait I can be!.

"I am a man" <cuts self larger slice>

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Villagetoraiseachild · 25/09/2024 17:46

Mumof2namechange · 25/09/2024 09:54

What were they thinking, genuinely?

Do they think men eat more than women just to feel manly? (Rather than physically having higher calorific needs.)

And women eat less than men to feel dainty?

So if you're non binary you eat a middling amount to feel somewhere in between manly and dainty.

Would that be maintly?
I had two bars of chocolate to celebrate this hilarious news.