JKR vs Police Scotland?

[IcakethereforeIam]

Tras are trying to get JKR arrested.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2024/03/10/trans-activists-scottish-police-arrest-jk-rowling-crime/

https://archive.ph/5TEU4 highland fling yourself over the paywall, cos Scottish!

Thought to give IW a break.

The Hate Crime...crime(?) comes into force on 1st April, according to the article. The SNP has not engaged with any of the organisations who have expressed concerns and no-one knows what, if any, training the Police have been given.

Can I just clarify my previous post? I started it 'Just read this'. I realise now it sounds like I was ordering you. I'm sorry if you read read when I meant for you to read read.

Hope that that's cleared that up.

Nick of time, IcakethereforeIam, I was about to report you to my local Star Wars Troopers for hurting my feelings by being literally slightly unpleasant .. ☺

It's alright I read it as you'd just read it rather than we should just read it.

Who thought it would be a good idea to have one word with the same letters to describe read and read?

I know! We've been worrying about sex/gender and completely ignoring read/read! Brought a tear to my eye.

Bugger!

Just to clarify, before anyone despatches a crack team of ophthalmologists, I meant tear not tear.

Ophthalmologists have crack teams?? Doesn't crack impair their ability to....
Oh right.😁

<Sigh>

Just to clear up any confusion, I meant crack as in elite, not drug dealing or drug addled. 🙃

Yeah, so does mine. But my heart bleeds purple piss.

Now I need a pee!

I was about to report you to the Scottish police as your aggressively directive post is highly offensive - or at least someone (or some snowflake) in Scotland may find it so.

And who knows where you are posting this from.

We may have needed McSlipper of the McYard on the McCase!

But just in time you clarified - phew!!

BTW reminds me of a time a few years back when on a train to London some Yanks - whoops Americans- announced we had arrived at Reading (as in what you do with a book)😀

I was gonna say... I don't think you need an ophthalmologist to investigate your crack...

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What an excellent idea about reporting international online comments, to overwhelm the Peelers. If ArabellaScott does find the guidance for reporting incidences outwith Scotland, complainers could refer to whatever section, regardless of whether it's relevant.

After all, it seems to work for them, doesn't it?

I went straight into Autoglass for glasses - not class A drugs!

It probably won't be the police will it? It'll be the bloke who runs the mushroom farm or, more likely, the geezer that owns the sex shop. Oh hang on a minute, don't want to hate crime anyone... The human person, oh god, maybe they identify as a cat, don't want to mis-species them... The living being? Maybe they don't identify as having a physical body?
Good luck Scotland, you're gonna need it.

You just need to pee? That's what they all say.

I prefer broad beans to peas.

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Will you lot stop making me laugh!

I'm getting RSI from hitting the 😂emoji.

Takes me back years, that does . . . when I worked in a school with a small boy who used to say he needed to go for a "baked beanie" when he wanted to poo.*

Now I know families often have their own names for bodily parts/ functions, but for God's sake make them ones that the general population will understand. The teacher and I got caught out because neither of us had any idea what he was talking about at first.

*No. I have no idea, either.

From Police Scotland Guidance:

'· Out of Force Enquiries (original reporter resides in another part of the UK): Send details of the incident to the home force to note a statement and conduct appropriate enquiries. If their enquiries identify the crime occurred in Scotland, only then will it be sent back to Scotland.
· Reporter resides in another part of the UK but was a victim of crime whilst in Scotland: Send details of the incident to the home force to note a statement and then it will be allocated to the relevant division for enquiry.
· Incidents on social media where the original reporter resides in another part of the UK but believes the suspect to reside in Scotland: Send details of the incident to the home force to note a statement and conduct appropriate enquiries. If the enquiries identify the crime occurred in Scotland, only then will it be sent back to Scotland.

International Jurisdiction

Internet hate crime offenders are not limited by national or international boundaries. Even though communications may be of short duration, many computers are located in easily identifiable places. Computers can be accessed remotely, regardless of the location of the person who is posting, sending, viewing or receiving information online. Wherever the computer or the individual is located, there will be an electronic audit trail that will have a significant evidential value.

Many sites carrying messages are hosted in countries outside the UK where their content may be protected by laws, such as safe guarding free speech under the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. This means that the hosts are not willing to pass on user information without a USA Court order, which is not attainable for a majority of hate crime reports the police receive.

Further guidance can be found on the SCD OCCTU Cybercrime guidance page and Internet Research and Investigations Divisional Guidance.'

https://www.scotland.police.uk/spa-media/5yagp2ye/hate-crime-national-guidance.doc

Ah. So fear not. Scotland are here to scold the entire internet across the world. Funded by their taxpayers, to sort out someone who said something that miffed an important person a bit, instead of.... well.

Obviously there's nothing else the police need to do in Scotland, with it being a real crime free paradise.

Noooooo,they smell like sweaty socks.

I did think:

Internet hate crime offenders are not limited by national or international boundaries!!

Sounded like the opening to a new Marvel film.