JK ROWLING AND THE DELIBERATE MISGENDERING
When trans women said “we just want to pee”
Feminists said “use the men's please.”
Trans activists screamed “you vile terfs!
Nazis are bad but you are worse!”
Doctors started transing kids
At a special clinic known as gids
Some women urged caution, let's watch and wait
but that was deemed transphobic hate
Women who tried to meet and speak
Were assaulted, threatened, and more were peaked
Anything other than female silence
Is genocide and Literal violence
You MUST “do dick” lesbians were told
Doesn't matter if it leaves you cold.
Some lesbians said we don't want to, see…
tims screeched “that invalidates MEE!”
The future looked so very bleak
Then jk Rowling dared to speak
“Do your thing, but leave Maya alone”
Well that was her reputation blown
“Transphobe, bigot, bitch, you're sick.
Be kind to women with a dick.
We'll burn your books you evil witch,
We hoped your last tweet was a glitch.”
Not cowed our queen returned to the fray
“People who menstruate did you say?
Wumben? Wimpund? Woomud?”
The gender Borg bayed for blood
Death and rape threats followed fast
But she'd nailed her colours to the mast
When threats and abuse failed to silence
They patronised, denigrated, threatened violence.
Along came India Willoughby
Simpering “Joanne, you're just like me!
I'm a woman, it's true, it's TRUE!
Though I did have a penis, still might do”
“I'll get out my cervix on live TV
Don't be a terf, say you're like me.
Trans women are women, just a bit more shrill
And as a demographic, more likely to kill.”
Mumsnetters said “this can't last much longer
They try to knock her down, but she gets stronger”
Thank you JK for joining the fight
And standing up for women's rights!