Well no, because you said:
I'm a man? Better call off the IVF I'm about to start then. Total waste of time.
Why would IVF be a waste of time for a man, if you think men have uteruses? And why would you think that saying you were about to start IVF, would prove you were not a man?
You don't even believe the crap you are espousing here. I call shenanigans.