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Tunnocks

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thelionthewitchtheaudacityofTHISbitch · 11/07/2023 20:03

I have seen it quoted on here for many years that Tunnocks are to be supported as they support women's rights. I have looked on their website and social media and can see nothing to support this rumour. Does anyone have any evidence? Thanks.

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Boiledbeetle · 09/08/2023 10:29

Chersfrozenface · 09/08/2023 08:31

Sort of off topic, but I can't help feeling that that Chat robot thingy was trained largely on the oeuvre of Patience Strong.

It's weird, it's certainly being better in some areas but with poems ChatGPT definitely has a poetic style that's recognisable after a while.

They have a certain kind of flatness about them.

And some are really really appallingly bad!

IcakethereforeIam · 09/08/2023 10:36

I'm getting a Hallmark vibe from them.

Chersfrozenface · 09/08/2023 10:37

Boiledbeetle · 09/08/2023 10:29

It's weird, it's certainly being better in some areas but with poems ChatGPT definitely has a poetic style that's recognisable after a while.

They have a certain kind of flatness about them.

And some are really really appallingly bad!

It'd be great if some guerilla geek could get ChatGPT trained on the works of William McGonagall.

Boiledbeetle · 09/08/2023 10:43

Chersfrozenface · 09/08/2023 10:37

It'd be great if some guerilla geek could get ChatGPT trained on the works of William McGonagall.

Write a poem about chocolate in the style of William McGonagall:

Oh, chocolate sweet, a wondrous treat,
Thy cocoa essence, none can beat!
In wrappers bright, thy joy untold,
Thy cocoa beans, a story old.
Thou art a muse, a confection grand,
Melted in warmth, o'er taste buds land.
Thy silky smoothness, oh so fine,
A symphony of flavors, divine!
From milk to dark, thou dost appear,
In candies, bars, a delight so clear.
With almonds, nougat, mint, and more,
Thy charm is endless, forever adore.
But heed this tale, my dear sweet friend,
In excess, thy pleasures can't transcend.
With measured joy, thou shall delight,
In moderation, keep thy flight.
Oh, chocolate fair, thy richness rare,
Thy allure beyond compare.
Thou art a treasure, a culinary gem,
In poems and hearts, we sing thy hymn!

ChatGPT had definitely got a thing for sweet wrappers!

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 09/08/2023 11:00

When you think a thread can’t get any weirder ChatGPT meets boiledbeetle. I need more Tunnocks to get through that lot

Chersfrozenface · 09/08/2023 11:00

The scansion isn't bad enough and the vocabulary is pedestrian rather than ill-suited or downright incorrect.

Not really up there with the finest McGonagall

Boiledbeetle · 09/08/2023 11:40

Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis · 09/08/2023 11:00

When you think a thread can’t get any weirder ChatGPT meets boiledbeetle. I need more Tunnocks to get through that lot

To be fair I've been having a fling with ChatGPT since I got it to write a poem on merkins. But it refused because it was a naughty word, so I had to get it to do wigs and then change references and locations to make it merkin in parliament specific.

Boiledbeetle · 09/08/2023 11:51

Chersfrozenface · 09/08/2023 11:00

The scansion isn't bad enough and the vocabulary is pedestrian rather than ill-suited or downright incorrect.

Not really up there with the finest McGonagall

What do you reckon? 3/10 for the poem, 6/10 for effort?

PoseyFlump · 09/08/2023 17:49

@JanesLittleGirl your Dad sounds hilarious. If you ever create a thread called 'my dad says...' I'm in! 😬

PoseyFlump · 09/08/2023 18:03

Wouldn't being in a boat have been a better idea?

Thanks @Boiledbeetle now I'm the weirdo on the train laughing to herself 😂

Gone right off kitkats now too.

Boiledbeetle · 09/08/2023 22:11

I love being single. I'm currently in bed with Captain Kirk and selection of sweet things.

I'm being partially unfaithful tonight.

Tunnocks
Boiledbeetle · 09/08/2023 22:23

Sods law. Totally unprepared and this happens.

This is my most successful bottom removal, lousy fotos by I'm horizontal.

Tunnocks
Tunnocks
SinnerBoy · 10/08/2023 00:40

Boiledbeetle · Yesterday 00:18

Except Sinner who's on some weird keto diet in the middle of the Baltic Sea! (There's always one who has to be different isn't there!)

Yes, sorry. It's all the doctor's fault, he said, "Look, you fat bastard - you need to be less of a fat bastard, or I'll have to rescind your medical."

I need the medical for work.

Thanks for the vicarious caramel wafer enjoyment, by the way.

😋

(I hope that's a slurpy tongue and not something rude....)

Boiledbeetle · 10/08/2023 06:54

Oh Sinner, thoughts and prayers 😁

It's bad enough going on a diet when you've got to the yep, gonna have to stop eating for a while i can't do my jeans up anymore stage.

But when it's a doctor sanctioned diet... That is a different level of cruel.

I mean I'm, preens, exactly the same weight that I was at 19! So I wouldn't know personally! But I imagine it must be awful!

Boiledbeetle · 10/08/2023 06:54

(There will be no mention of the fact that I was a fat fucker at 19 as well)

IcakethereforeIam · 11/08/2023 17:24

Just been to Tesco to do the week's shopping, completely forgot Tunnocks were a thing! What's wrong with me?

JanesLittleGirl · 11/08/2023 18:49

IcakethereforeIam · 11/08/2023 17:24

Just been to Tesco to do the week's shopping, completely forgot Tunnocks were a thing! What's wrong with me?

That's like forgetting to breathe!

Boiledbeetle · 11/08/2023 18:52

JanesLittleGirl · 11/08/2023 18:49

That's like forgetting to breathe!

Robert Pattinson Mask GIF by Coolidge Corner Theatre

Do we have to get a Tunnbulance to Cake with emergency Tunnocks

Nee naw nee naw

JanesLittleGirl · 11/08/2023 21:02

Cake tell us your OK? Hello Cake, can you hear us? Blink once for yes or twice for no?

IcakethereforeIam · 11/08/2023 21:10

I'm having a lovely cup of tea, it would be perfect except......<sob!>

JanesLittleGirl · 11/08/2023 21:34

IcakethereforeIam · 11/08/2023 21:10

I'm having a lovely cup of tea, it would be perfect except......<sob!>

Tea is good. Please tell us that there will be Tunnocks within the next 24 hours? We can respond in an emergency.

IcakethereforeIam · 11/08/2023 21:41

Thank you. You're being very kind considering this is entirely self inflicted. I'll check the corner shop tomorrow, if I remember (there's a pattern emerging here). I'll keep the thread posted.

DeliverTunnocks · 11/08/2023 21:44

IcakethereforeIam · 11/08/2023 21:10

I'm having a lovely cup of tea, it would be perfect except......<sob!>

Hello, I see you are crying can I be of service?

We have a selection of Tunnocks products available at quite reasonable prices (rubs hands as thought of lovely money).

We have a range of delivery options available to you starting at 15 mins delivery from time of order. note: delivery prices vary as we operate a dynamic pricing structure in times of peak demand.

Please contact us on 3354837 88666257

Open 24 7

We look forward to this order.

Deliver Tunnocks

JanesLittleGirl · 11/08/2023 21:48

DeliverTunnocks · 11/08/2023 21:44

Hello, I see you are crying can I be of service?

We have a selection of Tunnocks products available at quite reasonable prices (rubs hands as thought of lovely money).

We have a range of delivery options available to you starting at 15 mins delivery from time of order. note: delivery prices vary as we operate a dynamic pricing structure in times of peak demand.

Please contact us on 3354837 88666257

Open 24 7

We look forward to this order.

Deliver Tunnocks

Grifters gotta grift. Cake is in need of support, she is not an opportunity to make a quick profit.

Boiledbeetle · 11/08/2023 21:51

Oh come on Jane! I've got to earn come cash somehow! I'm getting nothing from the book, as its all going to For Women Scotland.

How am i supposed to earn enough to keep me supplied in Tunnocks products whilst I do the second one?

Won't someone think of the beetle!

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