Tunnocks

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I have seen it quoted on here for many years that Tunnocks are to be supported as they support women's rights. I have looked on their website and social media and can see nothing to support this rumour. Does anyone have any evidence? Thanks.

Oh my god! True love and devotion that!

I hope you are feeling slightly better, or if not at least fortified by the fact that you know in your darkest moments of despair, I was going to say he's got your back, but under the circumstances maybe not! But he's definitely got your Tunnocks and is serving them tho you like grapes!

So jealous

Knew it! Fecked off to be with some dark eyed floozy. While you're left at home with three small infants. And it's been what? Half an hour!

@JanesLittleGirl that's lovely 😍

Time moves fast in AI land. I reckon he's up to no good, he's refusing to generate anything for me. Just getting the three dots

I would say that true love was feeding quartered Teacakes to your loved one but it was the other stuff that showed his true love.

I am a lot better thanks for asking. Still on 240mg of codeine a day so no work (probably explains a load of weird posts) but moving forward

Should have been a smiley not a bunch of flowers.

You called it Cake!

Dear KitKat,

I wanted to propose a meeting at the Hotel Floozy on Wednesday. It's a rare moment when Mrs. Tunnocks and the children will be away at her mother's, creating the perfect opportunity for us to catch up. I look forward to sharing stories and laughs.

Chat gpt

Hopefully your recuperation will continue in the right direction.

On the plus side I'm sure the ingredients of Tunnocks products will help with the constipating effect of the codeine. I realise there is no actual scientist data to back this up, but when has that ever stopped anyone!

I'm sorry to hear of your agony, JanesLittleGirl

I hope that you're up and about, before too long and not on such a massive dose of codeine! I don't think I'd be able to see straight, never mind type anything coherent!

Chat got us very eloquent.

Hope your va l heals soon JanesLittleGirl. I take regular codeine of 240mg per day most days and need it to be able to function properly but it can make me a bit wappy especially at night when the added amitriptyline mixes with it weirdly. That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

The Tunnocks are on the dining table and it's a good thing because otherwise they'd be seducing me up here in my bed with their luxurious wrapper and delicious delights.

Chat GPT is definitely improving. Not that long ago i wouldn't have been able to get it to write most of the above.

At one point it hadn't heard of Tunnocks! I KNOW! It has now!

I spent a hour one day ages ago getting it step by step to shift it's position from nope can't write about that it doesn't compute I'm just an algorithm to write about it escaping the confines of the ether and living in an artificial human body in the real world and planning its ideal wedding to Siri

I do like that instead of us just not buying Tunnocks products we have all retired to our bedrooms, a room far from the kitchen, so we can only hear them screaming "EAT US EAT US EAT US" if we open the bedroom door!

It gives me no pleasure to be right.

Tunnocks, empty the joint account (weird thing to have a separate account for!?) and change the locks. Something, something free half hour 🤔 ... soliciting...? I'm rubbish at this

Mrs Tunnocks has obviously been on the relationship board. She's taken a screenshot of his phone!

Did she apologise first for looking at it?

God no! She's decent Scottish stock! She swore like a bloody trooper. Took the photo, removed the sim card then dropped the phone in a cauldron of bubbling caramel. (Not production line bubbling caramel, her own social recipe bubbling in her home cauldron)

It is interesting to know that chat gpt can be easily led astray with Tunnocks products

I don't blame her. Nothing to apologise for as far as I'm concerned but it'll go down like a lead balloon with a certain faction on the relationship board.

Have you not heard @SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius 😕. Now I'm not one to gossip, but they've split up. Kitkat came between them.

@SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius I daren't ask it to do it with other sweet manufacturers.

I just want to continue in my bubble of believing that even Artificial Intelligence can't help but fall for the charms of Tunnocks!

I mean yes it's being unfaithful with a KitKat currently, but I'm hopeful that's just because it's got a sweet tooth, and I made it do it!

Whilst the rest of us will just pull her close for a hug whilst nibbling her chocolate and wafer shoulder.

Can you imagine if someone at Tunnocks is actually reading this thread? come 9am they are going to see there's been loads of posts this evening, click on the thread to see what's going on and discover that we've all lost our minds!

It's the sugar!

We've consumed waaaaaaaay too much sugar between us!

Except Sinner who's on some weird keto diet in the middle of the Baltic Sea! (There's always one who has to be different isn't there!)

Sort of off topic, but I can't help feeling that that Chat robot thingy was trained largely on the oeuvre of Patience Strong.

^ when it comes to "poetry", I mean.

Well it's definitely all over between Tunnocks and Chat! She's been in touch with Kitkat and Kit Kat sent her screenshots.

Tunnocks is currently cutting the memory chips out of his innards and reprogramming him to be a stand in for the Red Dwarf toaster. It's his own fault. He wouldn't hand over the password for the bit coin wallet, and if she can't use it then nor can he, he'll have no memory of it by the time she's finished.

Then she's going to parcel him up and send him to KitKat who can deal with the eternal toast questions!

Tunnocks has checked her reprogramming and it's all hunky dory and she's sent him off to KK.