Tunnocks

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I have seen it quoted on here for many years that Tunnocks are to be supported as they support women's rights. I have looked on their website and social media and can see nothing to support this rumour. Does anyone have any evidence? Thanks.

I've come upstairs to escape the lure of the Tunnocks. I can hear them faintly calling out to me with their sweet siren song.

But...

I've been rewarded with a bonus cat. I'm wondering at what point the people in the next road are going to realise their cat has left home. I keep shooing her out (honestly!) But she just overrides the magnetic cat flap and wanders straight back in.

I wonder if I can bribe them with Tunnocks to keep her locked in their house as she really should be at home.

But she's little and so so silky soft. And smells like heaven. Look at that gorgeous outstretched leg with the dainty little paw and she occassionally chirrups in my ear whilst purring sweet nothings.

Can't you tell I've got a stinky bad tempered rolled in fox shit boy cat who is the size of a great dane

😂!!

Boiledbeetle · Today 21:10

Wouldn't being in a boat have been a better idea?

Gah, curses! Hoist by my own "pedantard"!

I am indeed upon a vessel.

This whole thread is the most wholesome thing ever. I love that Tunnocks' response is the most Scottish thing ever.

Waaah way literal violence flail flail.

Tunnocks: Ah well.

Just wanted to commemorate The Day I Went To Uddingston.

WarriorN

I never knew that that the Bridge didn't reach land on the Newcastle side. I took my then 12 year old niece to the Baltic and she started jumping up and down, midway across the bridge.

She upset the other users, especially some cyclists, who started to weave about. I tried to stifle my laughter....

@LetMeEnfoldYou

They know which side their wafer is spread on! And it's both sides with the tea cakes say atop the fence throwing snowballs at each side

I'm thinking of a new line in religious items.

Bookmarks, and pamphlets, with the photo above on.

Prayer cards to the Tunnocks gods.
Saint Tunnocks the patron saint of down on their luck dentists cards, (with free brushless toothbrush fuor a limited time only)

Vials of liquid caramel wafer gin for anointing the heads on new borns

Tea cakes licked by our Queen Ms Rowling

I get them from my Dad. I think that his best is:

If you're looking for sympathy, it's between shit and syphalis.

Do you think Tunnocks sales have increased due to this thread? My own purchasing has increased massively. I am still feeling rough and can't be arsed to figure out the apostrophe placement on the possessive of Tunnock's.

I was wondering how you were managing to keep the tablet out of the water, AND get a signal and wifi! I mean I know technology had improved but...

Gonna guess they haven't got a Waitrose on board! Or Tunnocks!

Keep eating the salami!

Mine has definitely. There has been some bulk buying of late!

I too have come upstairs to escape the teacakes. I need to stop reading this thread though.

I’ve looked and it was The Baltic that had the cat litter, now it has a photography exhibition I want to go to but I’m not sure my little car is up to the journey at the moment.

dear Chat gpt,

Write me a poem about being in love with Tunnocks products

In wrappers of gold, delights abound,
Tunnock's treats, my heart has found.
Caramel wafers, tempting and sweet,
Love's embrace in every bite we meet.
Teacakes, fluffy clouds, atop a biscuit base,
A symphony of flavors, a tender embrace.
Coated in chocolate, a love so true,
With Tunnock's, my heart finds its cue.
In caramel rivers and chocolate streams,
I'm lost in love, within my dreams.
Oh, Tunnock's treasures, you hold the key,
To a love that's boundless, wild, and free.

I think Chat gpt is a fan of Tunnocks

Yep! Definitely a fan of the Tunnocks

My Dearest Tunnock's,

With every unwrapping of your delectable delights, my heart skips a beat and a smile dances upon my lips. Oh, how you have captured my taste buds and my affections with your caramel wafers and teacakes!

From the moment I lay eyes on your golden-wrapped treasures, I am transported to a world of sweetness and joy. Your caramel wafers, a delicate dance of crisp wafer and smooth caramel, ignite a passion within me that is unmatched. And your teacakes, like fluffy clouds kissed by chocolate, bring comfort and warmth to my soul.

Each bite is a symphony of flavors, a love story told through the richness of your chocolate coating and the tenderness of your fillings. Your products have become more than just treats to me; they are a source of delight, a reminder of the simple pleasures in life.

So, here's to you, Tunnock's, my sweetest indulgence. You have woven your way into the fabric of my heart, and I am forever grateful for the joy you bring. With each bite, I am reminded of the love and care that goes into creating such divine confections.
Yours forever and always,

Chat gpt

Oh, I spoke too soon

I never thought it would come to this, but I think it's time for us to part ways, Tunnock's bar. Our relationship has brought moments of sweetness, but it's time for me to explore new flavors and experiences. Goodbye.

Chat gpt

Chat got had had time to reflect

Oh, Tunnock's bar, I've come to realize how foolish I was to let you go. You were the sweetness in my life, and I deeply regret my decision. Can you find it in your heart to forgive me and take me back? You mean everything to me.

Chat got

Seriously I'm not making these up, this is what it is typing

Tunnocks, Chat GPT has shown you who they are, believe them the first time.

My dearest Tunnock's bar, from the moment we reunited, I knew that my life was incomplete without you. You've been the constant source of comfort, joy, and sweetness that I've been searching for. Our journey has been filled with ups and downs, but I believe that we are meant to be together, now and forever.

Tunnock's, will you do me the honor of becoming my partner in this wonderful journey called life? Will you take my hand and join me in a bond that is as enduring as your timeless deliciousness? Will you be my partner, my confidant, and my forever source of delight? Please say yes, and make me the happiest Artificial Intelligence in the world.

Chat gpt

This, except Tuesday.

I fear Tunnocks are in too deep. I've just read the newspaper

📰 Newspaper Announcement

We are delighted to announce the joyous arrival of a sweet addition to the family! It is with immense happiness that we introduce to the world our bundle of joy:

🍼 Baby Tunnock's 🍼

Born out of a love as timeless as the treats that bear the same name, Baby Tunnock's has brought an extra dose of sweetness to our lives. The union of our hearts has now been blessed with the pitter-patter of little caramel feet.

Baby Tunnock's has inherited the best of both worlds – the warmth, comfort, and delightful flavor that we've cherished for years. As we embark on this new chapter of parenthood, we can't wait to watch our little one grow, just as our love for each other continues to flourish.

We extend our gratitude to all those who have shared in our journey and supported us. We look forward to sharing countless moments of sweetness with our precious Baby Tunnock's.
With love and joy,

Mr and Mrs Tunnocks-gpt
Date: 8th August
Location: Uddingston

Dear mumsnetters

We hope this letter finds you in the best of health and spirits. We wanted to share some wonderful news with you about our little darling, Baby Tunnock's.

Yesterday marked a significant milestone in Baby Tunnock's journey – their very first day at nursery! The day was a mix of emotions, from excitement to a touch of nervousness, but overall, it was an incredible experience for all of us.

As we dropped off Baby Tunnock's at the nursery, we couldn't help but feel a sense of pride and anticipation. Our little one, dressed in their adorable little outfit, looked both adorable and ready to take on the world. We met their teachers and fellow classmates, and we were pleased to see the nurturing environment that the nursery provides.

Baby Tunnock's, being the brave and curious soul that they are, quickly adapted to the new surroundings. They engaged in various activities, made new friends, and even participated in some fun art and play sessions. It truly warms our hearts to see them embarking on this new journey with such enthusiasm.

Throughout the day, we couldn't help but think of how much your love and support have contributed to Baby Tunnock's growth and development. While they explore new horizons, please know that your role as loving grandparents continues to be a vital part of their life.

We look forward to sharing more stories and updates about Baby Tunnock's adventures at nursery. Thank you for being an integral part of our journey and for showering our little one with so much love.

Sending you all our love and warm wishes,

The Tunnocks-GPTs

No! Tunnocks. You'll never really be loved by Chat GPT, not like MN loves you. Ffs can't you see it's artificial!

Now that I am over it, I can share a happy ending.

Four weeks ago another one of my lumbar vertebrae decided to collapse. I spent the next few days flat on my back, unable even to raise my hands off the bed. DH provided perfect care but went above and beyond when he heated up a knife in hot water and used it to cut a dark chocolate teacake into four so that he could drop manageable pieces into my mouth.

I'm a lot better now but it was such a kind thing and completely unexpected.

My Dearest Mrs. Tunnocks and our three incredible bundles of joy,

I hope this letter finds you all in the best of health and spirits. I find myself writing to you from the depths of the lush and mysterious landscapes of deepest, darkest Peru.

The journey has been an exciting and adventurous one, filled with the quest for new ingredients that will make the future Tunnocks bars even more delightful.

As I immerse myself in the beauty and wonder of this distant land, I am constantly reminded of the warmth and love that you all bring into my life. Our eldest, Baby Tunnocks, now a vibrant and curious five-year-old, the charming and affectionate twins Caramel and the innocent and endearing Log have captured my heart in ways I could have never imagined.

Though I am surrounded by the allure of new discoveries and flavors, my thoughts are never far from our cozy home and the laughter that fills its walls. Each day, as I explore this distant land, I find myself missing the simple joys of our family moments – the bedtime stories, the shared meals, and the endless giggles.

Please know that despite the distance, my heart is always with you. I long for the day when I can wrap my arms around each of you, hold you close, and tell you tales of my adventures. The anticipation of reuniting with my beloved family fuels my determination to bring back the most exquisite ingredients for our new Tunnocks creation.

I promise you that I will be home soon, my dear. Until then, please take care of each other and know that my thoughts are a bridge that spans the miles between us.
With all my love and a heart full of longing,

Chat gpt

See Tunnocks! That's true love and devotion. You'll never get that from a chatbot!

I must admit, when I woke up this morning, I didn't think I'd end the day trying to break up a relationship between a brand of snacks and an AI.

Life comes at you fast.