Tunnocks

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I have seen it quoted on here for many years that Tunnocks are to be supported as they support women's rights. I have looked on their website and social media and can see nothing to support this rumour. Does anyone have any evidence? Thanks.

@CervixSampler The earrings on their own, or ribbons on their own, or the Tunnocks on its own could mean anything or nothing BUT all together... Your like minded sisters will find you... And probably nick your wafer as it's in a handy outside pocket!

Better eat it now just in case!

Does anyone make an enamel brooch imitating a Caramel Wafer? Because if not, there's a gap in the market right there.

It's an easy shape and the colours are ideal for enamel. You could even have it in red or blue

All the unknowing cult members would buy at least one of each, for a start.

A cult of Tunnocks Eating Radical Feminists what would that be called?

@CervixSampler I too am worried about that caramel with little protection. It’s not likely to melt in the heat but it could well get soggy in the rain. If it isn’t pinched first.

The lettering doesn't look quite right to me. There may be better out there

And.....

There is better out there

Although the fact it's not been put so it's equal at each end would annoy me.

Ooh yes that is annoying.

Haven't found a Caramel Wafer brooch with affordable postage yet.

Have found a Teacake one, so I'm buying it as a birthday present to myself.

https://www.marcpetersglass.co.uk/products/tunnock-s-tea-cake-enamel-pin

@Boiledbeetle where are you getting all these exotique Tunnocks from? My local just does the bog standard teacakes and wafers, and those only in milk chocolate. Do....do you have a Tunnocks dealer?

Well of course. What's your point?

Dark clothes flatter

Psst. You looking for something for the weekend? It's all legit, the good stuff no knock offs. I can do you a good deal on the dark tea cakes or I've got some dark caramel wafers. If you want to try a bit of something different I've got a rare wafer creme, but it will cost you.

No. Don't Just hand me the money out here in public. Leave the money by the bins at No 42 keep walking and at the end of the street pick up the abandoned carrier bag hanging of the tree branch.

And if the police stop you I've never met you.

Lovely
Gorgeous
Beautiful
Tunnocks

Lives matter I think was what the random poster was trying to say

Worry not, it was an empty wrapper folders to display the writing and placed strategically so passers-by to notice and if they know, give a little smile to themselves.
I've only got one left now do need to go to Waitrose next door to our hotel and buy some more. I find a Tunnocks is a perfect meal with a cup of tea.

Don't you mean it's NOW an empty wrapper @CervixSampler strategically placed? You are in a hotel AND have a Waitrose in reach of it. Oh what joyous days you must have having. Sooooooo jealous of you right now!

I see our drunk friend has been evicted

I don't think I've ever been to a Waitrose.

Oh I’m passing a Waitrose later, I hadn’t thought that they might be dealing in more interesting Tunnocks, as I don’t think beetle lives near enough.

I’m amazed someone managed to break guidelines on a thread about chocolate.

Did Merlin give up on telling us not to like Tunnocks? Poor attempt

Well now I just look weirder. I was hoping to continue with a few posts of rhymes 😥

Happy Joint 29th, Boiledbeetle and Chersfrozenface !!

Glad the scan went well, they're not as gulp! as an MRI. I had one of each, in 2004.

The Waitrose is a stone's throw from the hotel and once ds has finished eating his breakfasts, that's right, plural, we shall head there for supplies.

Tunnocks wafer is perfect with a mug of tea. Bite of Tunnocks, swig of hot tea. The caramel and chocolate melt and spread, with the tea, over your tongue. The wafer softens and the whole gloopy mess just....ooh....perfection. Sigh!

so, you don't look so weird and so my random post also doesn't look odd...

Lovely Gorgeous Beautiful Tunnocks lives matter

Dark clothes flatter

Fried in batter 😁

Could make some fatter