Tunnocks

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I have seen it quoted on here for many years that Tunnocks are to be supported as they support women's rights. I have looked on their website and social media and can see nothing to support this rumour. Does anyone have any evidence? Thanks.

Happy birthday, Beetle!

Thanks Tric.

This is the good thing about having a birthday week rather than just a birth day. You get more enjoyment out of it!

Goes off to count Tunnocks supply

One ha ha ha
Two ha ha ha
Three ha ha ha
...

Some time later

999 ha ha ha.

Looks behind set 998 empty wrappers.

I'll save one for later!

@Chersfrozenface Hippo birdies two ewes!

21 again presume.

Were having a party were having party (not sang to the tune of we're having a gang bang at all).

Come on everyone up and at em!

Its.....Conga time!!!

Fan... Fankth...

Sorry, thanks, @Boiledbeetle.Just had a mouthful of Caramel Wafer there.

Yes, 21, again. Frankly, it's getting a bit boring now. Next year I shall say I'm 87 and expect lots of "Ooh, you don't look it!" Though I shall probably disappointed.

Anyway, a-one,a-two... Dah dah, dah dah, dadadah...

Happy recent birthdays to all.

I just want to add that I often say I'm 97, and depending on the answer ( ooh you look fabulous for a 97 year old, really? You look wonderful, oh my I wouldnt have put you a day past 44) I like people or not.

Tunnocks for all.

Btw I'm early 50s still, just.

Bouquets for all birthday or not!

My gran every birthday would say she was 29.

Her birthday was a few days before mine so one year I'm wishing my grandmother a happy 29th birthday whilst her response was "and a happy 30th birthday to you... Oh I'm younger than you now!"

Happy Birthday @Boiledbeetle and @Chersfrozenface you both look so young! I don't know how you do it.

Well I bathe in melted Tunnocks products

@IcakethereforeIam is your stomach well enough yet to join us in a quest to break the world record for conga lining dancing whilst eating as many Tunnocks products as possible in ten minutes? I wouldn't want you to mess up our world record chance obviously I wouldn't want you to eat them if it's going to make you feel worse

La la la la-la cha 🎶

Happy Birthday to everyone who has birthdays!

@SpikyHatePotato Sorry to hear about your mice troubles. I'm having a similar problem: something has been nibbling at a chocolate bar, some shortbread and some bread in my kitchen. Luckily it did not get to my Tunnocks Tea Cakes.
A bit of research has revealed that chocolate is toxic to mice: so if they've eaten enough of it, they'll hopefully suffer the consequences.

Mmmmmm😍

Oh I’ve missed all the birthday cakes and dancing. Gutted. I know there’s no point asking if anyone has cake left to share.

Happy birthday week @Boiledbeetle and a belated happy birthday to you @Chersfrozenface.

Off to order those snowballs, you are not helping my cholesterol levels @boiled

Oops I hope I haven’t just @ a random boiled there

@Somanyquestionstoaskaboutthis I've got a couple of slices of coffee and walnut left, some chocolate brownies and most Tunnocks products. What's your poison!

And you may well have done. There's another Boiled on this board and some times I'll read her posts and think why isn't it showing as olive for my post? Hang on those aren't many words. Oh Bugger it's the other Boiled!

😁 just got some wafers from Tesco. They must have read my earlier post and felt threatened. Only milk, but I didn't specify so I'll forgive them for that.

Happy belated birthdays to @Boiledbeetle and @Chersfrozenface

Keep on keeping on you wonderful women.

I hope your health problems improve, Boiled. If Tunnocks have any curative properties, you'll be cured in no time

Why thank you! I've been a bit lax on the Tunnocks consumption today I've had a caramel wafer And half a caramel log. BUT I have polished off a whole coffee and walnut cake in under 24 hours!

My tunnock wafers have gone 😢 I only had two! Youngest sprog got into them.

Damn did I miss that cake beetle? Hopefully the other boiled I accidentally tagged will now come to know and love the joys of Tunnocks through this thread.

Mmmm! Cake beetle

Sorry Somany, you snooze you lose.

Cake.... You bloody idiot for not hiding them better/eating them quicker You poor poor thing, there there, have one off mine.

You know Tunnocks fans are everywhere I was on the phone earlier to random person and I did after the call so was going tho have a cuppa and a tea cake (not that I actually did in the end) and she did "is it a Tunnocks?"look

It's it like an actual cult? Have we joined a cult and not raised?

OMG cake. I'm not a Fucking cannibal!

Well... Maybe a little off the back end!

Realised, obviously, not raised

I have just raised there is a while paragraph it's gibberish above. As is this, the sugar it's affecting my ability to give a shit though. You'll fights itt out

I'm out in the wild. Dinosaur earrings in. Bag ribbons on. I'm off to a theme park and thought it best not to be too obvious lest they refuse me entry for being "offensive" 🙄 My rucksack is as close to suffragette colours as it can get seeing as it's a far purpley blue with green panels and white accents.